Friday was the anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's death, and her hangers-on are still finding ways to sell her out. It's like looking into the future, except instead of Larry Birkhead it's Kevin Federline, and instead of Howard K. Stern it's Sam Lutfi.
Anna's former bodyguard, Big Moe, is the latest to give his story and share new "shocking" details, like the fact that Larry Birkhead is probably gay. Duh.
'Because of how Larry looked, she figured, oh my child would look great,' Big Moe told Access Hollywood's Tony Potts. 'Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know, "Go great with me and my baby will come out beautiful."'
'So basically, from what she told you and what you’re telling me is that Anna looked at Larry as a sperm donor to get a really beautiful child?' Tony asked.
'That's it,' Big Moe said.
Big Moe also claims Anna told him that due to his 'lifestyle' there would be no strings attached.
'What's his lifestyle?' Tony asked.
'Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual,' Big Moe said. 'She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her.'
Look, we're not doubting that Larry plays for the other team, but just because a guy didn't want to touch Anna Nicole with a 10-foot pole doesn't mean he's gay.
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He wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole, but he certainly touched her with his 6-inch wand. Hey-OH!
Anyways, whitney, don't you mean Big 'Mo?
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Larry Birkhead looks JUST like my ex boyfriend. I'm sure that would be ifinitely more interesting if I had in fact dated Larry Birkhead, but whatever.
He also looks like my ex boyfriend, he was gay too. But I didn't have enough money making it profitable to impregnate me. I guess he can give up the charade of the grieving ex boyfriend. Now he can get back to being intertwined with Howard. Ack, barfed in my mouth.
His facial expression screams "I AM A DOUCHE!"
The way Big Moe says it he tries to make it sound like Anna was the one exploiting Larry and that she was getting one over one him. But when everything was all sorted out Larry was able to exploit their baby to the tune of several millions dollars. I'm not condoning Larry's methods, in fact I find them reprehensible, but he has really taken advantage of this whole situation and al the platers involved.