Things are suddenly looking up for all the Frances Beans and Sean Prestons of the world, Anna Nicole Smith has finally admitted to being pregnant. You should really go listen to it from the horse's mouth on her website, AnnaNicole.com, because really no one does ANS justice but Anna herself.
Anna had been keeping the news to herself because she's convinced that it would be worth lots of money. Who knew that a side effect of excessive Trimspa was delusions of grandeur?
As for the father, it is apparently Larry Birkhead, though there is a bit of tension between Birkhead and Smith's lawyer, Howard K. Stern (sucks to always be the other Howard Stern, eh?), as to what role said father will play in the child's life. TMZ reported:
Howard K. Stern tells TMZ emphatically, "Anna wants that guy completely out of her life and obviously he is having trouble dealing with it." He also said, "You'll be able to find out soon enough [if she's pregnant]," but would not elaborate beyond that.
Birkhead came back with this zinger:
"I was not going to discuss the matter publicly, but since Howard K. Stern is attempting to bash me… I have been told that I am expecting a child, I have seen the ultrasound and have spoken to doctors. I am very excited about the possibility of becoming a father. Howard needs to get past his own jealousy about the relationship between myself and his only client."
Ooooh, Anna Nicole Smith man-fight and the baby isn't even born. E! better get a signature on some papers for a new season of the ANS Show before a network with bigger pockets (are you listening VH1) gets rights to her fountain of crazy.
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Now Anna is dead of a 'accidental' drug OD
5 months ago her only son and heir died of a 'accidental' drug OD
Right after her infant daughter was born (now only remaining legal heir) Howard Stern makes the marriage arrangements and 'big surprise….no prenup! Too many coincidences to eliminate a motive for murder - it all looks a big fishy …..I'm sure being a lawyer he's covered his legal interests perfectly…….
I am deeply saddened by Ms. Smith's death. How unfortunate that our society cannot comprehend the seriousness of the loss of a child, the birth of a child and post par tum depression striking all at once.
Ms. Smith suffered the loss of her beloved son just days after having a beautiful daughter, what joy would have been, was lost. My God, has this Country become so callus that the person writing in a commentary column cannot understand or empathize with a womens loss?
If Ms. Smith was taking prescription meds, good for her, she and her doctors understood the severity of her condition. I can only speak for myself, as the mother of 4 children. Should anything happen to either of them, i would be medicated, and i cannot have any more children.
The loss of a child at anytime in one's life cannot be eased by consulation, words or physical comfort. It is inheritenly natural for a MOTHER to mourn her losses. It is unfortunate for a Mother to have to endure the public scrutiny of such loss, while suffering from Post Partum depression and being questioned as to why.
How utterly incompassionate and cynical this Country has become. God Bless Anna & Daniel and may they Rest In Peace!
God, please watch over DannielLyn and Howard through this time of turmoil and tragedy. How sad that a child loss its parents before it evens knows their smell.
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