At least she was nice and made the Yorkshire pudding! PS Cord… I can no longer check your site during the day at work because of the movie trailers that have no SOUND CONTROL!!! Busted!! Plus, I left my computer on the other night, and woke up at 3am to the promo for Made of Honor blasting from my speakers. Not pleasant.

I can't see any picture, but I believe most of her work has been done since the split, and that she left him due to his constant cheating.

Or I could be making that up because Lorenzo Lamas is a total douchebag.

I can't either

hot. mess.

Is Lorenzo really a Hollywood legend? I mean, his main claims to fame are being Fernando's son, being the dork jock in Grease, and judging Are You Hot.

Don't forget his stint on Falcon Crest. That's where I first fell in love with him.

What about Renegade? I was in LOVE with Reno Raines!! I was like 12, but I was still in love.

My eyes are smoldering from the vision of this great beauty. Where are those ray ban's? Take a good hard look Shauna Sands. I can't wait to see her in 10 years rockin the acrylic heels.

I can't see the pic, but I can only imagine.

KITCHY!! What's up? I thought you'd disappeared (I did, for awhile)

And my very valid opinion on this, is Michelle will NEVER hold a candle to Shauna Sand, Lorenzo's other ex.

I've been really busy at work but hopefully that's slacking off again. :) I was reading but not commenting much.

Doesn't he have at least one more ex other than Shauna and Michele? Which one did the natural childbirth video?

Why cant some of us see the damn picture? Uh? Why?

I seriously thought it was Steven Tyler.

I want the picture. Dammit.

Wife #1 Victoria Hilbert (all I can find on her is "played unknown on Falcon Crest)

Wife #2 Michele Smith (see above video, what a fox)

Wife #3 Kathleen Kinmont (see image below, what a class act)
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Wife # 4 The one, the only Shauna Sand (she of lucite heels)

I'm guessing Lorenzo has a definite type, busty, blond, dumb, and a lifetime supply of dark lipliner and nude lipstick.

Jordan really needs to quit fighting the hot with her new "Elvis with scaled down, yet still huge breasteses stage." She is totally in line to be the next Mrs. Llamas. You know Lorenzo is keeping an eye on her to step up.

But you know Jodie Marsh is waiting in the wings to be the SIXTH Missus Llamas (it's actually Lamas B&B but I love your spelling more!)

Dear lord how and why do I know these trashy celebs like on a first name basis, yet struggle to remember birthdays and pin numbers each day????

I always thought he should have changed the spelling. Then he could use "The Llama Song" for his theme music.

Chola's for life.

She's a natural brunette and I remember when they hooked up and had the 2 kids. She was very pretty back then. I wonder why Lorenzo's women have such a tendency to fry their hair, fuck their faces up, tan themselves into oblivion and dress like hos? Well, I think Kathleen Kinmont is probably the only one who wasn't impregnated by him and left him without getting tons of plastic surgery. Good for her! He's always seemed like a selfish, stuck on himself prick to me. Renegade, my ass! LOL!

Yes, I rememebr when cat woman aka Michelle was in people magazine for her plasic surgery addiciton adn disfigurement. What a horrible disfigurement to a woman that was uniquely beautiful at one time. She isn't that old really. Why can't people just be OK with what time does to our bodies. And work on what insid eus, in our hearts, minds and souls! She was beautiful on the outside in early photos where she looks SO much like her daughter Shayne (except for she was a brunette not a bottle bleach blonde). I didn't see the bachelor on the night she was on it. But I remembr how shocked I was at the images of her after her bouts of plastic surgery–a reall psychological issue for her. EGAD! What a problem she has with being addicted to that–low self- esteem? That lorenzo is so into himslef –look at those poses.