so i guess this means she's still not dead yet?

Is it just me, or does Brit seem to have an excessively large number of flat tires? Isn't this like her third or fourth in the last six weeks? (Shoot me for knowing that.)

So this guy Sam does all this shit to her and she still keeps him around? I think she's either crazy or scared shitless to get rid of him. He seems like the type to put a horses head in your bed if you cross him.

I love the big chaw in her dads mouth….dribble dribble. White trash at its finest.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Ugh. Who cares? All I can think about are the unfortunate other people stuck in traffic behind these wackos. Maybe its being from Boston (and our notorious driving record), but I probably would have rammed their stupid cars a long time ago, hoping to give her a permanent neck injury.

And the crazy just keeps on a comin'.

She always gets flats, and the paps know the longer she has to hang around the more pics they take. paps=flats

/poor poopyhead britbrit

So you think the paps are behind the flats? This begs the question: how many flats would a brit pap flat, if a brit pap could flat flats?

The worst thing about Brit hanging out and befriending paps, is that it makes them feel like they aren't a waste of water. Cue lonely boys wanting to fulfill their dream of bedding a celeb becoming paparazzis…..now.

That was a good one Lisa. Only now I'll be chanting that all day

How long is this video? I haven't watched it, though I don't know if I want to really, seeing as how just the summary was tedious to read. I just don't think I can take another endless Brit video like that last one of her on the hospital gurney.

By the way, in case anyone is interested, there's a featured article on yahoo about naked mole rats and their invulnerability to pain.

i didn't know you're from here yourmom…where in boston did you grow up? southie boy here who's escaped to cambridge…

McRumpleforeskin fleenflan? awwww…i miss him.

by the way, i just wanna let cord know that though i have foreskin, it don't look nothing like Rumpleforeskin…thought cord would like to know.

best,
james

No teeth, huh jb? More like a tubeworm living near an underwater thermal vent?

Rumple!

Why does it look like the top of her arm is bruised? Are these guys kicking her ass?

no teeth. sorry to disappoint lisa. nice link by the way…i pulled some interesting quotes from the article.

"As vulnerable as naked mole rats seem, researchers now find the hairless, bucktoothed rodents are invulnerable to the pain of acid and the sting of chili peppers."

"They're the nicest, sweetest animals I've ever worked with — they look frightening, but they're very gentle," said neurobiologist Thomas Park at the University of Illinois at Chicago …"

no matter what, Rumple! will always be cuter than chelsea.

Feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues.
Feelin' good was good enough for me, mmm-hmm…
Good enough for me and Rumple Foreskin McGee.

God. I wish she would just goooo away! Christ, I've never hated anyone so much in life!! she is soo predictable, so tired, so cliched, sooo-urgh! Why can't she just LEAVE LA?? And just go to Louisiana or where ever she is from?? Fuck.

Ya know, I do believe that's what Janis was really singing about.

boo hoo…let Rumple's magic chill you out, join me in singing a verse of "Me & Rumple Foreskin McGee".

Oh, j-b:
I might be way off base, butI don't think Cord would have imagined your foreskin looking like Rumple…

just as a sidenote:
Foreskin: Sexy
Foreskin with teeth: Not so much sexy as scary.

Ok, boo hoo, you ready? and a one, and a two and a—

From the Kentucky coalmines
To the California sun,
Rumple shared the secrets of my souuul…
Through all kinds of weather,
Through every thing that we done,
Yeah RUMPLE baby,he KEPT me from the cold wooorld…

by the way, are y'all aware that there's a movie coming out about a virginal, christian girl who's vagina has…teeth. it's called, well, "teeth". i don't know if i wanna see it or run away screaming in horror.

I know, it sounds really tacky. The only way it could be a good movie is if the girl met a guy with teeth in his foreskin. then it might get interesting.

For the love of Rumple Mcforeskin. You guys know what this means don't you? DON'T YOU??????? Kevin is pulling this waste of skin cells back in court. Frances Farmer gets a lobotomy and this sagging skin flap gets to walk around torturing the innocent'ish, people of LA?

Them having sex = battle of the genitalia!!!!

It would be like a sign from Revelations, the dirty version. The gnashing of the teeth…of genitals.

Can my pouch make a special guest appearance?

I don't know jujubees, first tell me what your pouch is–?

"Them having sex = battle of the genitalia!!!!"
ha,ha! yes!! That would make Teeth sooo much better…

I'm singing….I want Britney to go.away.now. :(

if your pouch is still bedazzled ju, it might withstand the assault from "Rumple!…now with teeth".

this is possbily the most disturbing conversation i've been part of on mollygood. i don't even like vajay-jay and yet the thought of one with teeth horrifies me as if i were a straight man.

boo hoo! I'm glad you joined me. Don't you feel better?
C'mon, everybody! All together! It's like a soothing balm to the frazzled nerves! A one and a two and a:

Ladee da, la de dada la dee da de da
La dee da dee da Rumple Foreskin Mcgee, yeah.
La dee da dee da da, la dee da dee da
La dee da dee da Rumple Foreskin Mcgee.

::In movie promo voice:: In a world, where genitals have teeth. Two heros will battle eachother for the salvation of mankind's genitals. When right and wrong are the same side of the same code. Red Genitals versus Genitals the Barbarian.

I would totally see that movie.

Whatever your pouch is, it sounds dirty, so first requirement approved.
However. You need to let me know if it has teeth, or is teething. Or is it just really old? Does it have dentures? In any case if it doesn't have teeth, it's just going to feel left out.

plus it wouldn't be able to defend itself.
Oh I hope you tell me it has teeth, because I do like the fact that it's bedazzled! Add a little sparkle and glamor to the match!!

Oh, fleenflan has not heard the tale of my pouch. Shhh, there, there. Come sit by the fire and let me tell you the legend. A few months ago due to some boring lady business issues, I had to have a hysterectomy. I have but one lonely little ovary left.

Being such a fashionista I thought, this will not do. So I had it replaced with a lovely bedazzled pouch for all sorts of finery and accouterments. You know, barrettes, ribbons, crack pipes, brick a brack. It's like my beehive.

But for the movie I am thinking I will take out my disco ball and add some razor blades. But it will always be bedazzled. That's just how my pouch rolls.

oh, her vajay-jay is bedazzled, sparkled and open for business! it's fabulous, kinda like jeannie's genie bottle…don't even get me started on the wrap-around velour couch.

oops..sorry for stepping on your vajay-jay ju. the story about your vajay-jay that is.

If you're going wiht a disco ball juju, maybe roller blades instead of razor blades. Give it all a Xanadu feel.

I'm loving it…I can see it now: The Virginal Vajajay teeth… versus the Rumple-esque Foreskin Teeth. And the winner of that match goes against jujubees' badass, but fashion-forward pouch with friggin' razorblades! The Battle of the Freaky Ass Genitalia! Let the gnashing begin!

This could be huge. Let's start selling tickets. I knew someday I'd figure out a way to get rich. I never imagined it would be this, quite exactly, but

All over the world. yes, I do know the soundtrack by heart. I think I've found my soundtrack. I'm installing my mp3 player this week. It's the new, IPouch. Don't be jealous but it's custom and plays videos. If Rumple ever needs a tote anywhere. He can just move my hot rollers over.

I'll take it! It's gold!

If I was her I would sue the manufacturer of Run Flat tires. They're supposed to be able to drive for hours without losing air.

Can we please have a Britney break? You know, like a week's vacation from her nonsense?

This movie may almost be as good as our Hot Bitches movie. Starring, Ryan Reynolds, Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, and, Jessica Alba. Don't worry, she dies in the opening scene.

Sorry, mae. I'm not sure its possible for her to stay in her house for more than 10 minutes. Whichever house she's living in at this moment. What does she do with her old houses?

Ooh, cool, how does she die? Does someone stab her in the eyes?

that's pretty horrible. Maybe someone could just slap her upside the head, and accidentally snaps her neck instead.

I think you need to add Johnny Depp, too. He could stab her with his scissor hands or better yet, scissor dick (like teeth, only sharper!)

I don't remember. I think James was writing that scene. I'm too lazy to do the actual work. I'm just the ideas person.

Hey, sounds like a good film! Did you guys watch when ryan reynolds saw parker poseys fanged vagina in Blade 2 or 3?? Now that was slick! and creepy.

human think tank.

no ju, let's have jessica alba in the movie but she'll be played by zac efron in drag. not too much of a stretch for him. i'll bet his pussy naturally has teeth too…

i don't think i'll be able to write my part of the movie without taking many, many, sex breaks with all the leading men. except zafron…ju can have him.

No way, he's even too gay for me. I do not want to be the dude in the relationship.

Sorry j_b, I went out and got drunk at lunch, then came back to a desk full of work to do, which made me sad and uncomfortable due to my groggy, beer filled nature. I'm actually from the south shore, but have since moved into the city and live in Back Bay and work on Beacon Hill now. I'd pretend to have read all the posts up to now, but the beer is hindering my comprehension abilities…

lol yourmom…that's awesome that you can get away with being drunk at work. i have to settle for the occasional percocet depending on whether the office dealer has any. nice to see i'm not the only one in a fucked-up office.

but i think even my office would worry if i smelled of booze…

i don't think i smell of booze…i took a drag of that cigarette on purpose…HAH…God i'm classy…

god bless everyone. we make the american economy go boom.

The "pouch" story never gets old. Dont ever be ashamed of it. Embrace the pouch.

Oh and I've called in drunk before, or called out drunk….depending on where you live. True story.
My boss likes tell everybody…nope, she's never called in sick but she's called in drunk.

Can I have your job, cooter?
Off topic, I'm watching Born on the Fourth of July and normal, sane Tom Cruise is making me wish for yesteryear. You know 1980s Tom Cruise.

No, you cant mae, but I will give you a swig of my jack and coke.

And I think new crazy eyes tom is alot more fun than sane t.c….you know as long as you dont have actually be Katie.

i'll take that swig and be just as satisfied.