If those prison stripes aren't a sign of needing help, I don't know what is. Also, what's with the black tights before Labor Day? Katie is no "fashionista," regardless of what US proclaims.

damn dude, that bitch looks beat.

Is Suri still sucking on a bottle?

It's a good thing they have money because that kid's going to need a hell of an orthodontist if she's on that bottle much longer.

what kind of readers?

My irony meter just burst into flames.

I don't think folks who pick up US at the grocery check-out line can be qualified as readers . . . more like humanoids who are captivated by shiny objects and pics of celebs doing the same crap we all do on a daily basis and somehow thinking that it's special.