I've watched ANTM religiously since mid way through Cycle 3. Yes, I am a jackass. I can't get enough of the unintentional comedy of it or of Tyra's chemically imbalanced egocentrism. At many, many MANY different points I've thought "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!" Just when I thought that it would be impossible for it to be any more ridiculous they prove me wrong. I applaud you Tyra. I applaud you. The part that really got me last night was her white-eyed tooth fairy describing the girl's makeovers.

I'm a jackass too. I keep watching this show even though this cycle is almost unbearable to watch. The white eyed fairy Tyra with the wack-ass accent was INSANE. Oh, and was it weird that they had a swimsuit shoot and kept talking about Isis' "situation". The situation being balls hanging out of her bikini?

On the up-side, this is the first time they haven't totally destroyed someone's look.

Oh nevermind I just watched Part 2. God, that one girl looks like Carrot Top.

Besides, Miss jay was a feeeeeeee-us old hag. She done us proud.

Was it necessary for her to drool all over herself?

When Mr. J came out dressed as a prince with his shellacked silver hair I thought "Well, there it is. The gayest thing I've ever seen."

The talk of Isis's situation was a little more that I needed to hear. I'm pretty sure I spied some funny business during her shoot.

I covered my eyes in embarrassment for a brief period.

…ew the kiss with Mr. Jay :/// awkwaaaard.

Doude, I've watched since the first seasoun, I am the jakouvasaur here.

Elyse froum Seasoun 1 was the best, the best… nouthings ever gouing tou keep her douwn…

And sar, they toutally fucked up Elina's hair. Tyra douesn't want her tou win.

I also had to look away in embarrasment…it was as awful as Clarke's new black hair.

Last seasoun I called that one bitch, Claire, and her hair gout fucked up, toou. I just watched the rest ouf the episoude, and I am sou glad.

ManBearPig, you are a maverick. :-)

I'm not going to watch the clip because I want to keep what ever little piece of my soul is still left innocent, but I do have a question. Why does Tyra look so retarded in the screen shot? Was she a supermodel or the other sister?

That is always how Tyra looks Keeblerkahn. Always.

Oouuh, MBP, sou eauroupaean. Glad tou see youou aere sou trendy.

This is awful! Its funny how they are all of a sudden a "fashion model" after the makeover but still can't pose worth a $hit!

And since when is a haircut a makeover?

True that sar!

I am always trendy and maverick.
I have watched all seasouns, many marathouns, and even ze Tyra Banks Shouw ounce or twice. And I did nout blink, nout ounce, becuz if I blink ounce that will shouw Tyra that I am weak, and we cannout have that nouw, can we? I want tou shouw her my fierce. Alsou very goouud, I dou nout have dry eyes, I has clear eyes. Wouw! I am qualified. I will take back Moullygoouud, and restoure it. Hou-hou-hou.

Makeouver when it is as awful was what Elina gout, hou-hou-hou!

I have to agree with oilybohunk on this one, that is the gayest thing i've ever seen.

Now, silly me.

I thought Sarah Palin was the Good Fierce Witch.

I'd like to see Tyra and Sarah in some kind of lipstick competition.

Lipstick THUNDERDOME perhaps?