Closer To Reynolds Than We'll Ever Get
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman have been tirelessly promoting their new movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, in Berlin. ScarJo has a lot on her plate lately: She's pimping her new movie, fighting off Ryan Reynolds engagement rumors and recording an album. At first we were nervous for her, but then she had to go and name her album Anywhere I Lay My Head. Thanks for reminding us that your head is sharing a pillow with Reynolds every night. Slut.
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Enough with the actresses trying to be musicians! There are enough shitty musicians already! Slut!
i love it whitney! i'm going to add slut to the end of everything. nice grandma dress. slut!
deimos: Or even "Nice dress, grandma. slut!"
I thought it was the make up that made Scarlett look bad. Now I think she just needs to not stand beside Natalie.
It's amazing how well it matches Natalie's teapot cosy dress! Slut!
I don't understand the Ryan Reynolds fascination, is he really that cute?????
STOP TOUCHING RYAN'S PENIS, SLUT!!!!!!!!!
you know, when they're standing together in those dresses they look like a bad 70's living room. slut!
That fabric was stolen from a settee and ottoman, slut.
scarjo made hers out of my grandmother's curtains. slut.
I think I'm in love with Whitney. Like an all-consuming, white hot, obsessive love.
slut, SLUT
Insidery info: I went to a listening party for "Anywhere". I'm not allowed to write anything of substance about it here, but: SURPRISINGLY NOT BAD. SJ is nice and has a touch of stage fright.
Ryan Reynolds was not there. Sowwy.
I had to admit it, but Scarlett actually does have a decent voice. Not that I've heard any of this album.
I still think she's a slut who can't act her way out of a paper bag and isn't at all attractive, though.
Good call on letting Whitney write, Cord.
Why waste our time on your subtle social ctitique when we can scratch our collective asses and guffaw at her sparkling wit.
"Slut." Priceless. Give that girl a raise. No– fuck that. She needs a Pulitzer. Send this broad to Dlisted where she belongs.
Oh, Cord. I'm trying to be bitter and jealous and you're just ruining it for me. Ruining, I say! I like to think that when she opens her lips to sing, bats fly out and the sky darkens. But I guess that is not the case. Stage fright, she actually sounds cute. Fiiiine.
I've been interested in this album for a long time, simply because I really love Tom Waits. "Surprisingly not bad" is nice to hear.
Haha! Oh so funny, so true #6.
She looks super frumpy next to Natalie.
Oh… uh.. slut!
I like a little insidery info. I'm still going to resent her and her breasts.
Ah, slut.
I love Whitney's severe bias toward Ryan Reynolds news. And oh yeah, "slut" is going to be the epilogue to every statement I make this weekend.
That slut's had her head on every pillow in Hollywood!
But does "surprisingly not bad" mean "good"? Anyone can sound good with a million sound engineers helping you out in the studio. Maybe she'll take it on the road. Slut.
Not true. Paris and Heidi still sound like over-processed cheese. Shudder.
I bet she's going to get a stern talking to when her grandma finds out Scarlett stole her dress.
I have a dress just like this one. I wear a white collared shirt with it, and pearl earings.
And sensible shoes. And a nice big purse, where I keep extra beer and sandwiches, for "in case".