Braff's a Scrub
Arden Wohl, a wealthy Manhattan resident famous for her many headbands and few talents, recently told New York magazine that she is dissatisfied with the kissing talents of New York's bachelors. "Some men," she said, "are kissing monsters," then she wagged her tongue around to simulate the monstrousness.
But whom is most monstrous? Wohl says the worst "Frencher" she's ever Frenched is the oddly successful Zach Braff, just as we would have guessed.
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It's true. There is a whole lot of men out there that can't kiss good. It's not their fault. They just need gentle training.
When I was young and hot, I did my very best to help with this situation. I took the time to teach many men the proper way to kiss so that she feels the best high ever. What can I say, I am a giver.
This man right here, yeah, he could be a good kisser. I say that the bitch complaining, just didn't give him the right nudgins. That's my call.
What does the guy on the left expect? If I looked like Mo'Nique (did I just go ahead and include the apostrophe in her name?), I would not expect men to be very good at the oral, you know? If I was a guy and I had to kiss this dude, I'd probably just close my eyes and pretend I was a happy puppy, wagging my tongue-tail. Might not get me any special frenching awards, but that's what you get for kissing a headbanded, shiny-faced man with breasts.
Lale… That's not a guy on the left…
Who would be a good kisser looking at the mug on that girl? Jeeezus, that is one ugly girl! If's she so rich can't she get that shit fixed?
Is that girl sick? If so, I hope she gets well. Otherwise there is no excuse for looking like that. She looks like 12 year old boy before puberty.
Or a cancer patient … and that's really a low blow to cancer patients.
Maybe she has confidence in other things than her nose and looks, and she feels that it would be vain to get plastic surgery. She’s not a conventional beauty but I think she’s cute.
I don't know what the hell she's spewing about. she stole that outfit from some poor little girls baby doll.
This might be true but it could also have something to do with something deeper. It just seems that when these "wealthy elite" name drop, there's an underlying reason. Also, she does look cancer patient like but I think most plastic surgery is absolutely vain and ridiculous so I respect her more for being able to afford surgery but opting not too.
Wow - Zach Braff looks like Arden Wohl with a wig on.