A Face Only A Mother Could Love, If She Was Really Really Drunk
Perez Hilton must have stolen Paris' invitation to the Brit Awards red carpet and then asked a blind person to choose an outfit for him based on what felt "pretty." Oh, and then he smothered his face in a giant powdered doughnut.
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Not even a mother could love that face.
PS Whitney, shouldn't you be in bed?
as a parent, the only option you have left is to shoot yourself :(
call it an exchange, we gave you the Beckhams and you give us that thing
I'm still trying to work out who got the worst deal
A Perez post on a Thursday! Be on the look-out for everyone's "favorite" tourist.
wait, no, shoot him!
ugh, seriously, isn't he over yet?
he is doing that thing that truly fugs people who know they are fugs do…'I can't compete with the celebs I mock/suck ass so I will be 'zany' and pretend I am fugs on purpose. btw, you have put me off giant powdered donuts forever and for that, I truly thank you.
I was thinking the same thing saddy-pants. If you have to try this hard you lose the whole irony thing and just become desperate. The only thing his missing is the hello kitty lunchbox. And I can only see the shoulders up (which is enough) so maybe he does have one.
Only the truly blind would defend this dildouche. This is the saddest most desperate attention whore. Ok, next to Paris and Pheobe. He's definitely top 3. And if I were his mother I would kill him right in the face. But I like how the stupid fur cape and shower cap frame his face for a bulls-eye effect.
*he's*
Ur a cock…just coz he's mre famous than u… n u can't handle it.. fuck off
Yaaaay. I just.. wish…. I had my tourtist abbreviation ebook ready. Lisa has screwed me out of another 9.99. I'll wing it.
Ur the suk..coz ur in luv with douches who wear hello kitty
He might as well be wearing a pink furry pig costume that oinks and poots when he walks. It would make more sense. That's some Perez!
Theeeerrrreeeee Baaaaaaaccckkkkkk!
OMG!!!!!!! they iz cumming/ im soooooo exxxsited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol roflmfao
psss.. perez n pete wens RUUUULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Translation: Pulls out her lounge chair, grabs a lovely adult beverage and gets ready for the parade of tourists
I'm guessing that we should like him because he's really good at self promotion.
Well, Mr. Beady. I'm not sure I'm ready to commit to being morbidly obese and smelly looking.
Good point, Mr. Beady. Some people *coughCheleacoughcough* admire people like Paris because she is so skinny and markets herself well. I wonder how she feels about Perez, because he definitely doesn't fit in with the pro-ana lifestyle.
He ate all the ana's.
Not to be redundant, but you need to add some bacon or maybe fois gras for fat - they're dry as hell!
Lisa, you could think of them as beef jerky. Or pork skins.
I love some good jerky. It's nice for when your on the run. It stinks up the car but isn't that chewy goodness worth it. What about on a stick. There aren't enough meats on stick. Anyone?
Mayhap this would be good for a guilty pleasure thread, but I definitely agree with the meat on a stick sentiment. The benefits are practically endless. I'll stay away from most potted meats, but pickled pigs feet are fun every now and then, and a "Red Hot Momma."
I dont partake in dehydrated meats but I would like to say something in Fugez Hiltons defense. It is hard enough to be fat and homely in this world but in the Gay World??? Napalm.
Where's Denise15??
uR ALL JEST JEALOUSE!!!1! NOBOEDIE REDS THIS PIESE OR S@!T SITE AnD PEREZ IS SUCCESSFOOL AN SMART. Ur SO DUM, I CANT BELEEVE THAT YOU WOULD EVEN TRIE 2 B FUNNIE LIKE HIM. AND UR UGLY!@!!1!
i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sick PETA on him!! NOW!
mely: It feels like you're trying to tell us something.
Oh man, as far as meat-sticks (heh) go - ever had Ostrim? It is ostrich and beef. The pepper flavor is to die for.
Yeah, mely, you are just being a bit opaque - could you put that a bit more clearly?
I'm sure the subtlety of his wit goes over incredibly well in England.
On a more personal note. I'd like to offer my thanks to Perez for working so hard to dispel the British stereotype that all Americans are fat and stupid.
Lisa(#1): Terry Pratchett once said that anything more than 2 exclamation points is the sign of a disturbed mind.
Lily, WTF does that mean?!?!!!1!!
where is denise?
Lily, re: No. 30- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lily: elle oh elle at thirty. Terry Pratchett reminds me of Judge Hatchett (since I didn't know how he was, but I wiki'd it and now I will have to read some books), so that is who I picture saying the exclamation point nugget of wisdom. It is too true.
I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS
Count your blessings!
This moron makes over $80,000 a year for his stupid blog that is never funny!
Mely is totally shiteous. I wish I could make semen dots up in here.
I may get my hag card pulled for this…but I love Hello Kitty. Does it count if I have really and truly loved and collected Hello Kitty items since I was about seven years old? I have given most everything to my daughter, I swear. I don't even have a Hello Kitty coffemaker or anything…