Shoesers
Look, ladies! It's the brand new bullshit that men in the fashion world, who would never subject themselves to such torture, are attempting to trick you into believing is attractive. ("You'll never land an i-banker if you're unwilling to prove to them that their attention is worth your mobility.")
They're only four grand. Go grab a pair, and then pray to whatever god you get behind that, after you get laughed out of the club, you aren't chased.
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Who in their right mind would think those were attractive, practical or reality based in any way?
in no other predator /prey relationship does the prey purposefully ensure that escaping is impossible.
translation - woman should be in tightly bound, double knotted, running shoes at all times.
totally not kidding.
Word, Cord. Word.
I want to see someone fall in these.
That is some heinous gear.
i've heard them being described as giving a woman a "dainty walk" almost as if she's "tip-toeing". what a crock o'crap!
ooh DEAR, I hope these never get stylish b/c I just don't think I could do that.
So when is foot binding going to come back in fashion?
How does one balance in those?
However, if they had a heel, I'd be all over them.
right there with you Kitchy!
This is total BS. All they did was break the heel off of some other ugly ass shoe. These shoes still come WITH the heel, but unattached. The wearer is then suppose to insert one heel into her ass and the other into her vag to help give her that up-tight rich-bitch walk…oops! I meant to say "dainty" walk…
Hell, I'd push a wearer of these shoes down just for my own amusement.
Next, they are going to start selling INVISIBLE shoes. They are light as air. No binding or pinching.
Somebody please tell the King that he is naked.
My mother has a lifetime of foot problems from wearing high heels in the 70s and 80s. And $4000? Just say HELL no!
I would rather cut my feet off and hobble around on nubs than wear those shoes.
Oh, my brother had these when he played football. Perhaps, they're modeled after them…
http://www.strength-shoes.com/
Do they come with free health insurance for when you break both ankles and end up in the ER?
Do they come in lucite? If so, I think I might know someone who would buy them.
Just goes to show that money can not buy class. People, the emperor has no clothes!!!!!
ITS BEEN DONE BEFORE . NOT NEW
IM SURE IT HAS CHELSEA!
The Daily Mail says Victoria Beckham ordered a pair, so there's enough proof right there.
Oh Vicki, I love you and all, but just say nay.
shhh…Mary Kate just bought a pair~~
Ancestral women of China are rolling in their graves right now. How is this any different from foot binding?!? I believe some of the gay males in fashion have a real hatred for women that they subconsciously mask with "high fashion" innovation.
sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Look ma! No heels!