The great (and by "great" we mean "annoying") thing about Heidi Montag is that she's a mystery: Does she really believe the stuff that comes out of her mouth or is it all a big joke? And if it's a joke, why does she insist on being the punch line?
Lately, Horse Face has gone off on a Christianity tangent, claiming she reads the Bible every day and is a "kind of non-denominational Baptist." Whatever that means. Also? She plans to insult God through the power of her terrible music by recording a Christian album.
I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. … God knows the truth in all of [the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors], and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?
Because if there's anyone who reminds us of Christ, it's Heidi Montag. And to further prove her point, Heidi says she and Spencer Pratt plan to go be missionaries in Africa to "feed children and help build things."
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Nine inch nails comes to mind….any volunteers for holding the hammer?
That's great! Good luck catching Malaria!
isnt baptist a denomination?
she'll go to africa to emulate jesus, the africans will (accurately) call her a white devil. i love how everything comes full circle.
This girl is completely annoying to me as well…but I don't understand your need to accompany a story about her saying one of the most ridiculous things in the world with a description like "Horse Face" it's unoriginal and unimportant.
She looks like she's about to give him head.
Kitchy…is that a horses head?
Well playla, she is also unoriginal and unimportant so if the horse face fits…..
I find horse faces to be very important. Very.
I usually say "Oh Christ" when I see these two
Actually, I think of Christians and Heidi in much the same way. Makes total sense to me!
Poor little Heidi has that look of disappointment on her face here.
She still hasn't found what she's looking for.
qc-that's because it doesn't exist! EMOTIONAL PUNCH!!!
Some ideas for Heidi's "Christian" songs:
Why In God's Name Am I "Famous"?
Good Lord, My Boyfriend Is An Idiot
Jesus Christ, Is That Really My New Face?
I'm Going To Hell In A Handbasket…Better Wear Shorts
Even The Devil Won't Take My Calls
Heaven Is White And Fluffy, Like My Boyfriend's Beard
How Do You Talk To An Angel? No, Like Really, How?
These May Be Flapin', But They Ain't Wings
Sweet Baby Jesus, Even I'm Sick Of Me
I think we have enough material for at least an LP.
Lale, I about peed my pants. Especiall about Heaven being white and fluffy.
So I am jumping on the Lale train and adding the bonus track: Thank you Lord, for My New Tits.
Shut up, Heidi.
Just shut up.
won't she shut up? lauren and jason both said they didn't make a sex tape,so why don't she shut the fuck up????
lale, three cheers for the heights reference.
Oh man, that show should have been big. And how about, If Jesus Didn't Love Horses, He Wouldn't Have Given Me This Face? Men, I tried.
I would call her a bitch, but I think she's too dumb to do anything out of malice. But I really, really want to punch this effing idiot in the box. (And I only typed out "effing" out of respect for Cord, Whitney, and the hags.)
Comparing herself to Jesus now..is there no end to these idiots egos?
if there was ever a person in reference to whom the uncensored phrase "fucking idiot" would be appropriate, even mandatory, then that person is horseface.
wow, that sentence was a grammatical nightmare.
I completely agree with Kitchy, that was my first thought. I guess our dirty minds think alike.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Really? She's comparing herself to Jesus Christ? She's claiming to be a Christian now after all those months of ludicrous posing for cameras in skimpy bikinis?
I don't understand why she even matters to anyone. I don't understand why The Hills is relevent to anyone and why she seems to think anybody gives a damn about what comes out of her surgically enhanced fishlips.
But then again VH1 keeps coming out with these retarded "reality" shows, and I just saw something about Angelina Jolie and her umpteenth baby on the nightly news(WHY?)so sadly, enough of America is stupid enough to think this crap matters. Sigh.