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Nicole Kidman, who accompanied husband Keith Urban to last night's CMT Music Awards, was presented an award herself for being six months pregnant and still managing to look like a starving Ethiopian.

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Apr 15, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 24 Responses
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    No. 1 adeline.jane says:

    thanks you! this has been hard to believe from the start, never has she shown any signs of pregnancy. i don't understand why no one else is as baffled. well at least i didn't, now i feel pretty good to know that you're as confused and skeptical as i am.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 8:43 am
    No. 2 Crazazy says:

    Sadly, it only looks like she's eaten a (decent?) meal for once. The picture with Keith's hand on her stomach looks like he's saying, "Aw, she's got gas!"

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 8:54 am
    No. 3 maria says:

    Well, maybe an albino Ethiopian.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 9:09 am
    No. 4 vagarious says:

    I totally think her daughter (who hasn't been seen in a while) is preggers and Nicole is claiming she is to cover up the teen pregnanc…then she'll claim the kid as hers, you know how it goes.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 9:36 am
    No. 5 vagarious says:

    oops I meant pregnant, damn can't type this morning, I'm going back to bed

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 9:37 am
    No. 6 vagarious says:

    oh screw it…I meant pregnancy actually, good lord

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 9:38 am
    No. 7 lale says:

    Maybe she's trying to cover for the boob job.

    p.s. Vag, how's she gonna explain that the kid is half black? Isn't her daughter a young woman of color?

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 9:44 am
    No. 8 Ruby Jackson says:

    That dress is is unflattering. It makes her belly look like it's only growing sideways.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 9:52 am
    No. 9 YerMom says:

    Her son is the young one of color. She must not be eating enough and working out too much. I hope her baby is healthy.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 11:11 am
    No. 10 Canadian Fan says:

    I'm with vagarious on this one. I totally do not buy Nicole being preggo. I think the daughter got caught and Nic and Keith agreed to raise the baby.

    I think that she bought herself a good push- up make those boobies *padow!* bra and is pushing out her little pooch as much as she can to make it seem like she's pregnant.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    No. 11 ScoopAddict says:

    Ok, I think the daughter thing is a little silly. It's not Desperate Housewives. Both of my sisters and 1 of my cousins are thin girls. Not one of them really had a bump until 7 months into their first pregnancies. It's like they just popped all of the sudden. Many ladies don't get a bump as fast with their first pregnancies.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    No. 12 kittenpaw says:

    I worked with a woman who didn't know she was pregnant until she went to the doctor for "stomach pains" - she was 8 months pregnant. She looked about like this - it was really unbelieavable! Her baby turned out ok (the mom, by the way had had a bunch of health issues with her girly parts so that's why she didn't even consider the fact that she might be pregnant).
    Weird.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    No. 13 Mr. T says:

    At least the child will have plastic parents to look down on.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    No. 14 Danny says:

    she could at least have the decency to buy one of those pregnancy bellies they make dads wear. ya know, the ones to make the husband understand the women's pain? uhhhh…

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    No. 15 chezsan says:

    I basically looked like this into my 6th month of my first pregnancy. Had a wonderfully healthy baby. Just wish I still looked that good. Bleh.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    No. 16 chezsan says:

    Also… Keith Urban looks *exactly* like a Ken doll.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    No. 17 mae says:

    (Cord- don't read this)
    Me too. I didn't find out I was pregnant until 6 months because I still had my period and the only symptoms I showed was fatigue, but I'm pretty lethargic normally so that wasn't a surprise. Albeit, lighter, but still had one nonetheless. *shakes fist at mother nature*
    I was wearing a size 7 until around 30 weeks.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    No. 18 mae says:

    (note* I'm around 5'9" so a 7 is quite small for my height/frame)

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    No. 19 ugh says:

    Women who are tall and thin can carry like this. The baby has more room in the torso to sit vertically. Give her another month and she'll be bigger.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    No. 20 chezsan says:

    And I too am (was?) quite tall and thin. With a long torso to boot. After having my second 16 months after the first, my body has changed a wee bit.

    mae, that is quite a feat. I wore my "normal" jeans until at least 5 1/2 or 6 months, but I think your stat just blew mine out of the water.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    No. 21 WOW says:

    Damn, I have bump jealousy! I started showing during my third month and had to buy new jeans then. At 5 months, I'm twice as big as her! ARRGGHH!

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    No. 22 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    She may be pregnant, she may not be. Her appearance at this point means nothing. I gained 1 pound during my first 6 months of pregnancy. However, my boobs became enormous before that. When I went to buy new bras, (34 G), at the end of my 2nd trimester, the elderly salesladies, in the southeastern (Raleigh, NC) US store, looked upon me with scorn and "disgust." They thought I had a "boob job." When I informed them that I was 6 months pregnant, they asked why I was not purchasing "nursing" bras. I replied, "Because I will not be nursing for at least 3 more months… and possibly not even at all." (My daughter nursed until she was 2 and a half, btw, … I was just being antagonistic.) They then "complimented" my "svelte" figure.
    My daughter weighed 9 pounds and was perfectly healthy. Everyone is different.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    No. 23 Luz says:

    I actually think her face looks really good here, not too Botoxed for once.

    Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 2:10 am
    No. 24 scooby says:

    Yep, I know a lady too who is very tall and slim and she looked about like Nicole does now at freakin' nine months with BOTH her babies! I'm only 5'4' and I show nearly right away. With this third baby I am huge!

    I remember someone saying to her "Wow, you are so lucky not getting big at all!" and she got super pissed. She WANTED to look pregnant. Basically most people didn't even know she was preggo unless she told them, like the whole way through!

    Definitely must have to do with height and build. I'm on the short side and I get huge really early.

    Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 6:35 pm
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