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You've got to hand it to jocks—they're very consistent bastards:

Yankee A-Rod drowned his sorrows over the team's loss to the birds last week at Baltimore's Hooters, and must have been so bummed that he dismissed a young fan who wanted his autograph.

"Excuse me, Mr. Rodriguez, may I please have your autograph?" the excited 10-year-old said to him.

The third baseman just mumbled, "Beat it."

He had two different words for the chesty waitress he bumped into as he left.

"Nice ass."

Jun 4, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 7 Responses
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  • Comments (7)

    No. 1 kate says:

    As a B'more resident and loyal O's fan, this makes me O-so-happy. :o) Suck it A-Rod, you jackass!

    Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 9:37 am
    No. 2 c says:

    Yea I'm sure some very reputable person was sitting right next to him writing down his comments. Don't be jel that he makes more money than most teams entire payrolls.

    Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 11:13 am
    No. 3 Tayo says:

    What the hell is the point of complimenting a waitress's ass in Hooters? I mean if the restaurant was called "Badunks" or something, then it would be a whole different story.

    Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 11:14 am
    No. 4 Smissy says:

    As a Red Sox fan I love hearing this :), haha. Oh and BTW, he's been SUCH a help for the Yankees, hasn't he? How is last place?

    Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    No. 5 vjlax18 says:

    Good to hear. Having lived in BMore all my life, I really hate it when the Yanks are in town. The town fills up with their ignorant fans that follow their ignorant players. GTFO of Charm City!

    Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    No. 6 magnet says:

    Who brings a ten-year-old kid to Hooters?

    Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    No. 7 admittedlyaddicted says:

    We take our three year old. He flirts with all the waitresses…it's funny. "Mama, there are lots of hot girls here."

    Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 3:23 pm
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