from the sweeping highs of nevar forget spaghetti cat to the crashing low of this news. I am despondent.

What?!! Fuck this world, man. Wait, let me find another planet that can accomadate me, and then fuck this world, man.

Son of a bitch fuck!

I'm sure I'll take shit for this, but I have never seen Arrested Development. I know, I know … someone kill me in the face with a DVD.

I assume it's worth it, and I will rent the DVD's at some point. I just don't really dig on sitcoms …

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Well. That feels like a sucker punch to the gut. I think I'll spend the rest of the day sucking my thumb in the fetal position and rocking in a corner. Or just just drink a lot.
fuck.

Alice, go to Netflix and get the DVDs stat! I rewatched them all over again a couple of months ago (waiting for the damn movie!), and it was so much funnier watching the episodes back to back. I wonder if that's why people didn't get it.

I shall go and rent. I guarantee it!

what?! what a lame excuse.

i think he learned not to say "they're not paying me enough" from one mrs. samantha jones.

He.Will.Make.This.Movie.Period.

Oh, FYI, Alice, yes. You WILL go get this, immediately. And you will NOT call it a sitcom, as that is beneath a series at this level of genius.

That's it, people. I have resorted to using sheer force of will to get my way.

COME ON.

Uncle GOB was right to 'host' Ann ("Bland") on his boat; serves you right, George Michael!

Although, I sort of agree with him. Maybe the movie would be great, but it could be really terrible, and that would make me sad.

Alice you're on probation until you return to Mollygood singing Final Countdown and fully embracing its glory, relevance, and importance.

"I'm an ideas man. I think I've proven that with fuck mountain."

Maybe he just wants us to be REALLY excited when they finally announce they ARE doing a movie.

I have to believe that. Otherwise, this is just the final kick in the crotch that sends me over the edge into a years-long depression.

I have to pee and I know whose eyes I am going to pee in.

They could still make it without him, he could be at college or something, like Ritchie's brother on Happy Days.

No. They cannot do that. I appreciate you trying to work with it, gayledi, but it can't happen that way.

What a fucknut Michael Cera is!

"MARRY ME!"

A reliable source said he hooked up with a super model who posted a profile at 'rich k iss.com' which is a site for quality singles. His fans are talking about it now uhmmm~

Read carefully people, this may be the denial setting in but what does this sound like to you "a movie OF the series". I'll tell you, he means remaking the series in movie form, we don't need that because "you can get the three seasons on DVD"

And if by chance Cera doesn't do it then I still say make the movie.

Look at banner Michael

Last time I checked, Michael Cera is not the decision maker for Arrested Development. If Cera doesn't want in on it, then screw him. They'll make a replacement for him just like Marta.

I think Cera just prematurely shot his wad and now has somewhat of a mess on his hands.