You might look at these photos of Victoria Beckham strutting down the street and make fun of her perk "nipples," but I say it's less odd than the alternative. Sure, the nips are most likely those silly Bodyperks things (as see on Sex and the City!!!) only adhered permanently to her balloons, but what if those sweater puppies had no faux-nipple at all. Then it would literally look like she was a prepubescent girl sticking playground balls up her shirt for fun. And that would just be sad. So while, yes, we cannot take our eyes from those glass cutters, at least we can still trick ourselves into seeing the female form, rather than an alien replica. I love her.

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