Fresh on the heels of the Ashlee Simpson pregnancy rumors, fiance Pete Wentz contacted MTV News to set the record straight:
There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it.
Meanwhile, OK! magazine is jumping on the bandwagon with a Simpson source claiming the couple is "over the moon" with their baby joy. The magazine offers lots of details that may or may not have been made up — big sister Jessica is thrilled about the fetus, Ashlee is suffering from morning sickness and the couple plans to wed by the end of May.
Coincidentally, Ashlee's new CD just so happens to be coming out next Tuesday. You smell that? That is the scent of a desperate publicity stunt.
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Either way, she should go ahead and book a C-section now, 'cause no baby with her nose and jaw will pass through anything resembling a tight vadge. Add his ginormous head/face/jaw combo and you've got a recipe for a prolapsed uterus, stomach and, for that matter, tits. Good luck you two assholes!
*claps for lale*
commies.
There's just something about his face that makes me want to punch him in the mouth. If that baby looks like him, it better watch its back.
I pity the child, how is in vitro-plastic surgery coming along?
lale,
That. Was. Awesome!!!
These two douches actually deserve each other. I feel sorry for the child being born into that messed up family.
Thanks, chicas. You know how to make a woman's day. Sometimes I worry that my bitterness is a bad thing, but now I realize it's part of my life's purpose.