Yawn
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz finally — finally — confirmed via blog that they are expecting a child together:
While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.
They went on to announce that the sky is blue, we're living in the year 2008 and two plus two equals four.
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Get ready for some vaginal tearing, Ash! That kid's head is gonna be around the 240th percentile, which will make up for its incredible lack of importance.
What's poor Jessica gonna do now? I smell new lip injections, root touch-ups, and a slurry of photo ops as a doting auntie. (Let's talk buying baby things now, then more pics of her with the kid than its own hapless mother.)
I think papa Joe is going to steal the baby and pimp it out just like Dina Lohan. This kid is still in the womb and the poor thing already has three strikes against it.
At least they gave a valid reason. A large percentage of pregnancies are miscarried in the first trimester. Considering her lifestyle I'm not surprised she'd want to make sure it's a viable fetus.
i don't think i've ever cared less about a fetus before.
"We"?
Which parts will Pete shit out?
Will the baby have flat ironed hair and eyeliner on when it comes out?
I think it's all a cover-up. I think Joe Simpson's the father AND the grandfather.
I'm with you hms. If the baby isn't his, considering how he keeps his daughters under his thumb, he was probably in the room when it was conceived.
"Damn it Pete, how many times do I have to tell you, thats not how Ashlee likes to be kissed."
I'm always happy when 2 lesbians become parents. Who was the sperm donor? I shudder if it was Poppa Joe (but not suprised).
I'm with tlatzoteotl