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Isn't promoting one's "art" at Wal-Mart like promoting one's platform of democracy in China?

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Feb 26, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 10 Responses
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    No. 1 deimos says:

    i get your point here cord but we are talking about a simpson sister here. would you expect anything more from a simpson sister? i wouldn't.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 10:49 am
    No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

    She's just getting her foot in the door for the greeter position.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:03 am
    No. 3 janice says:

    I think it's perfect. Mass-produced, cheaply made, low quality and unoriginal. Focus ultimately only on the bottom line, a sign of the decline of our times, and so on. It's kind of a match made in heaven, if you ask me.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:36 am
    No. 4 Jen says:

    I have absolutely nothing positive to say about Wal-Mart or Ashlee Simpson, but I don't think this is a fair criticism because everyone sells their records in Wal-Mart. No one calls out Jack White for selling White Stripes albums in Wal-Mart.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:50 am
    No. 5 Addicted to Addiction says:

    Hahha, SugarM. Love it. But… I must admit… I love me some Ashlee. I can't help it.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:58 am
    No. 6 S a v v y Me says:

    Jen, not everyone sells their records there and more importantly, NO ONE does record signings there.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    No. 7 SnackySmores says:

    Doesn't Garth Brooks have some kind of deal with Wal-Mart too? Is that why he disappeared?

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    No. 8 YerMom says:

    The world is coming to an end. Shoot me.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    No. 9 RCDC says:

    blah blah only shop at pretentious indie stores blah blah blah. sure, i only buy my cds (haha… buying cds…) at schmancy record stores, because i live in a major east coast city. but if i lived in podunk, kansas, like my cousins, that wouldn't be possible. the only major record outlet they have is wal-mart. even in the internet age, availability is a factor. so, if you hate wal-mart so much, and wish destruction on all proponents and products of its accessibility, get off your high horse and go open a record store in a "flyover" state, the better to peddle "real art" to the masses.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    No. 10 Sugar Magnolia says:

    RCDC… I don't think he's making fun of her for selling her "music" in Wal-Mart. I think he's making fun of her for having a signing at Wal-Mart. Poor Billy Ray did that a while back and got his ass beat because he didn't bring Hannah Montana along. What do you think's gonna happen to Ashlee when all 2 of Pete's fans show up and he's not with her? Mayhem, I tell you. MAYHEM!

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 5:01 pm
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