what's the point of doing an 80's prom without cocaine. ashley is such a loser!

Did Pete find that rocker boot?

Does anyone really care? I wonder how many flies Jessica catches in her mouth.

Didn't this happen like three weeks ago??? Even the printed magazines that have to wait a few days for release already ran these.

and did anyone actually dress like madonna and cyndi lauper did back in the 80's? i was 9 when the decade ended and i don't remember very many girls dressed like hookers on my street in southie.

I went to prom in 85 and 86. They got it right on the lace gloves but the hair is much too small. Your bangs must stand straight up at least 4" above your hair line.

Yes, James. I did the Madonna look but not the, Cyndi. I was only 11 but my mother was always yelling at me to get back in the house and put a shirt over my bra.

I don't know why she was so angry? I mean, at least I wore a bra under my mesh tank. Gahhhhhh. I also had rubber bracletes and stole a few rosary's from my g ma and wore them halfway up my arm. I think I can go to hell for the stealig part. Ah well.

Juju I'm with you…stole rosaries from my very Catholic parents to complete my masterpiece ensemble…always the Madonna but never the Cyndi, Tiffani, occasionally did the Debbie (DEBORAH) Gibson look. Just don't make popstars like they used to sob:sob:

I bet this stupid party was Petey's idea. What an asshat, how fricken unoriginal. What's next a moustache party? Jello shots? Oh, how about a 40 oz party? Idiots, the whole lot of them.

I'm sure that's the reason priests hated Madonna. Turning perfectly nice Catholic girls in the thieving trollops.

Electric Youth pretty much rocked my world. Did anybody else wear the perfume? If not, me either.

That moustache party actually sounds pretty fun. Hey, check out my mustache. Nooo, check mine out. I want one that curls around the ends.

oooh…i loved debbie, er, deborah gibson and tiffany. who am i kidding, i still do.

i get lost
in your eyes
when i feel
my spirits rise

or maybe…

all this time
all in all i've no regrets
the sun still shines
the sun still sets
and (something something something)

no,
no, no, no, no, no
only in my dreams
as real as it may seeeeeeeeeeem
it was only in my dreams

lord help me, i've slipped into a gibson/tiffany black hole!

A Canadian tole me she wore the cutoff jean shorts and leggings and went outside with several inches of bare thigh in the middle of winter. Gotta love fashion.

A Canadian told me that back in the '80s she wore the cutoff jean shorts and leggings and went outside with several inches of bare thigh in the middle of winter. Gotta love fashion.

You know, I think I was a mother by the time juju was singing Debbie Gibson into her mirror.

Assholes.

You left out my hairbrush microphone. You should have seen my rendition of, Like a Virgin. It was magical and I finally had something to do with my veil from my first communion. Ohhhh, something else I'm going to hell for. I'm all about blasphemy.

I would give anything ANYTHING to have crashed that party! I am so filled with hate. I am just going to daydream about going to that dumb party dressed like Elaine Benes…"Oh snap, I thought this was an early 90's party, give me that fuckin' vodka you idiot bassist" and so on and so forth…

WHY does Ashlee always pose like that? Jesus, it's like she's taking tips from the fucking OLSENS. She is anything BUT "demure" just because she's razored off her face, please. SHE SUCKS, and DUH - both Simpsons DO do tons of coke. Why should that party be any diffrent?

I'd like to come to the party as, Molly Ringwald from any John Hughes film. I'd just wear a kicky outfit I got from various thrift stores.

Unless it was Breakfast Club, in which case she was in designer clothing.

Ahhh…Judd Nelson. Rawr…. Jake Ryan…double rawr….

And living in Texas I'm pretty sure I can find a long suede skirt everywhere.

You know, I'd take Anthony Michael all growed up and filled out.

Me too. See young girls. The nerds of today are the hotties of tomorrow. I got myself one of those but it was after the transormation so I can't judge.

Ohhhhhhhhhh, Jake Ryan. I need to have a moment.

So does that make her nose 2 years old?

Jessica should keep this look. She looks like Jake Ryan's bitch girlfriend from 16 Candles.

My friend and I would play Cindy and Madonnna. I was always Cindy. Even then I loved loud hair.

I hate Pete Wentz. If he gets anymore feminine he'll be a tampon.

Blah, commie quote right there! Nice one.

And I agree with juju on the nerds observation, I'll take brains and twisted sense of humor over chiseled abs any day (well unless it's BALE! obviously)

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She's only 23? Why does she look like one of the women from Real Housewives of the OC?

i wonder if she was caught lip-syncing at this party.

I wonder if anyone snapped pics of Jess making out with her dad.

Maybe the 80's theme was her pop's idea…

Dad: Ashlee let's neck, c'mon honey.
Ashlee: Gross! Dad you're embarrassing me.
Dad: It's the 80's God damn it. Get into character! Let’s pretend we don’t know each other.
Pete Wentz: Hi guys I’m a douche bag want a jello shot?

Maria, I'm trying to schedule tickets to Miami, and you're making me laugh.

Blah, that's commie gold right there.

Juju, I live in Odessa. There's plenty of stores that sell "Texas Chic". ugh.

Chelleleee, don't forget your cowboy boots. They go with everything.

Aw…thanks ladies. Seriously though, I think I see a string.

I think only teenagers and younger dressed like Madonna and Cindi Lauper. I was a freshman in college in 80, graduated in 85, and was in my early 20's 86-89 during Madonna's early reign. No one, I mean NO ONE, not even the gays (and by then I was in SF) dressed up like Madge or Cindi. Not even for costume. OK - maybe in some godforsaken town in the desperate midwest, but certainly not on the coast, and I was on both. It was really more about prep / new wave until grunge hit. Anyone donning layers of lace were part of the grade school / junior high / high school set. So to see 20 somethings now doing it like it's retro — guess what? It never WAS. Fools.