Bodies as Unfinished Works
Suddenly Ashlee Simpson has red hair, meaning she is now fake from the very top of her head to her throat. But keep your eyes peeled, because we have a feeling this Manifest Destiny of physical updates is going to continue southward.
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the new color goes well with her new nose.
I think the color change is actually an improvement.
She looks somewhat better, and it's not like the blond was natural anyway.
I dye my hair red. But I've never had any cosmetic surgery. I've never even had a facial peel or Botox,™ so I don't necessarily see how one would follow the other.
Gawd, Cord, you done made me go and defend Ashlee Simpson. The apocalypse is upon us.
you'd think she'd have gotten that chin fixed while under the knife… 2 for 1
I think she totally looks like a younger Priscilla Presley in that picture. Back before all the plastic surgery destroyed her beauty.
I actually don't mind the hair so much. The person attached to the hair, however…
Is it wrong that when I first read it I was all, "she is going to get labiaplasty?" I forgot she hasn't gotten her boobs done. Whoopsie!
Eh, another Chimpson. Spare me.
she's still got quite a chin, huh? Dayum.
Did I ever tell anyone that I went to the Wentz bar? Wow, it was cheesy. Like, red bulbs in the chandeliers cheesy. Like posters of mugshots on the walls, cheesy. Like fake gothica, but not enough to make it a theme, while the rest is sort of bare with make-out couches, cheesy. It was full (NN was popular that time), so I may be wrong about the set up, they may have added chairs. Let's just say that I wouldn't ever hang out there.
I like that they are trying to match hairdo's. They can share make up, jeans, and, hair products.
I loooove red hair. I wish I could pull off that hair color that Maureen O'Hara used to rock. That bitch was the hotness back in the day. I love that firey red hair color but on me it looks terrible.
It looks great on her! But it looks more of brown than red.
those chin could kill somebody
she looks so ugly, im soryr to all ashlee simpson fans, but come one, she looks like a horse!
and i think she should be like bitney and shave her head. Shed look alot better.
Fake hair to go with her fake nose.
Ahlee simpson rocks!I love her she's such a sweet person..stop hating on her just because she looks good!
i think she looks way better red! it's so funky and fun.