Wait, doesn't she think of herself as punk or alternative or indie or whatever? Because nothing rejects the establishment like wanting your prospective mate to make a property transfer (i.e. ask for your hand) with your father. I wonder what sort of dowery she comes with.

She's probably jealous of her sister's new "promise" ring- the one from Papa Joe who asked her to maintain her renewed virginity until she marries him. Ugh. I really hate celebrities who wait for marriage, then get divorced. Obviously you need to get some peen before you commit, and now you're a sloppy ho just like the rest of us: Jessica Simpson, Brooke Shields, et. al.

I'm sorry- not celebrities who wait for marriage, but those who take a holier-than-thou approach to the whole abstinence thing. You don't want to get down? Good for you. I remember reading that Lisa Kudrow was the big V when she got married, but that only came out after the fact. Classy lady like herself didn't need to bring her hymen into things.

did she get plastic surgery on her teeth too? they look different.

"It means that he hasn't asked my dad yet."

Actually Ashlee, it means he hasn't asked *you* yet, nor does he want to, or else he would have. See where I'm going with this? Don't hold your breath sweetheart.

Oh, and your teeth look fat.

She has many, giant teeth.

Ashlee pants is no virgin, that is one of the MANY reasons her parents prefer Jessica. I'm sorry to break this to you honey, but plastic surgery is not passed on to your kiddies.

My friend got a promise ring from her now husband. But that's because he was in the navy, poor, and being shipped off to Iraq.

Her teeth look photoshopped.

she's the gary busey of talentless sluts.