But You Knew That
After reading what we had written while transcribing the lyrics to Ashlee Simpson's new single, "Rule Breaker", we immediately assumed we'd misheard the Texan chanteuse. After a second listen, we knew we'd heard her just fine, and we were filled with a tremendous sadness.
She sings, "I got a boyfriend, he likes to fight a lot/ We got a lot in common and he thinks I'm fucking hot/ We like to break rules, both got tattoos/ We came to smash things and we like to scream, man!"
Please, someone, send this "bad girl" to bed with no supper.
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Once again they are trying to kill us in the face with this craptacular songs. How does she still have a record deal. And I think she probably stole those lyrics from someone's myspace.
Yeah, she stole them from a 14 year old's myspace. Jeezus! Besides, "Breakin' Dishes" is also a song title on Rihanna's current disc. Spelled exactly the same way, too. Very original, Ashlee…bravo.
LOL! At least her single Outta My Head is kind of catchy. In fact its the only Ashlee Simpson song I find remotely good.
I like Rihanna's dish breaking song better. I would like this better if I got to break and actual dish on her and Pete's heads.
pete and ashlee are a match made in douche heaven. "look how cool we are! we have tattoos because we're rebels!" excuse me, this song has filled me with the urge to vomit.
Look at us breaking all these dishes. Or in their case, ripping up the chinet.
i bet they have a stupid skull tattoo or a heart with an arrow through it. sorry, i have to go puke again.
I can't listen to this. Her last single incensed me for days. If she thinks she is so tough, I would like to set up a cage match between her and a crusty punk. I'll hold the crusty's dog.
How much you want to bet her tatoo is a butterfly on her ankle? Or a tribal "symbol" on the small of her back?
I was thinking more like a Hello Kitty with a Kitteh Forever, on her right hip. PUNK!
Mollygood's new headline hilarious. But we knew that. Why is it that a real talent like Brooke Hogan just can't get a break, while this idiot has record deals coming out of the new schnoz?
What's with the star tattoo on the wrist? Lots of celeb chicks have them, including this waste of digital memory.
Oh! Of course! A star, duh! Those haven't been original since, Jesus 1997. I remember the Scenster (a Gainesville predecessor to the Hipster) tatoo of choice was a star on each tricept. Usually red with a black outline for that Communist flair. Ah, college.
Why does this moron still have a record contract? Her voice is horrid. Papa Joe the former minister must be so proud that his daughters have turned into such famous sluts…
gwen stefani much? again! yeah, asslee, just keep shouting and no one will notice you can't sing.
Oh, man, I just listened to part of it. "You don't want no problems, you ain't got no beef"? Actually I do and I do. Nothing pisses me off quite like a sissy trying to act all hard.
She has an awful awful voice. Although I have to say the song is…………..Awful. I wish she would just go away.
I am getting sick and tired of her trying to emulate Gwen's look and sound. Asshole - YOU ARE NOT GWEN - stop using the voice filter to sound like her - YOU FUCKING SUCK BALLS! GO AWAY
Sure.. really tuff couple. If someone in real life would tell them to shut up or laugh and say you look stupid they'd run off crying.
both have tattoos?! True love.
This girl cannot sing at all. She and her douche boyfriend are a joke.
She's right, I ain't got no beef. Where's the beef? Sorry, I couldn't let it go without using it one last time.
I weep for our cultural legacy.
Pretty bad song. Maybe if Pete Wentz used more eyeliner, the song would be better?
this sounds exactly like outta my head… i actually like outta my head, this one is just..wahhh, i don't even find a word right now… and those lyrics! omg!, the only thing missing now is a music video…directed by spencer pratt.
what the heck is lale talking about brooke hogan having 'real talent' PUH LEAZ!
they both suck.
God she's such a fucking dork. Go away and take your ugly bi boyfriend with you, plastic bitch.
She should try that song out at the next Orange Bowl in Miami. Nothing made me laugh harder than hearing my peeps boo at her a few years ago. They did it with a Cuban accent, y'all.
I don't understand why people have to put the hate on Brooke Hogan. How can you guys not see her talent radiating under her orange skin.
How about this:
I got a nose job, even after I said I would not/ I still don't have my boob job, but I think I’m fucking hot/ I like to break mirrors, with my face and voice/ I came to dance a jig because I'm delusional, man!
HOW DARE YOU, LISA. that is a face that sunk 1000 ships.
I don't believe I'm saying this, but somebody just released a song that's worse than Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend."
Everything about this song annoys me.
wat the fuck did i just hear? it def wasnt music. SHE USED TO BE GOOD! wtf ashlee?
Ashlee has said the album is a dance album chock full of jokey lyrics. She even has said "Murder," which features the line, "They say that I get away with murder" is just a joke because she can't get away with anything in today's press. Can't wait to see the article you write about how the song is so dumb because she hasn't ever killed someone.
This is also NOT her new single. It's a B-side to "Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)" and an album track.
Research?????????????
Weird Al = jokey lyrics. Ashlee Simpson = crappy lyrics. Although I can see how one would get them confused since Simpson's lyrics are so laughably bad.
hey this is a great song and everyone is loving it! lots of ppl on itunes have given it great reviews!
i so love the part when she says and he thinks im f*ckin hot!
all of u r HATERZ and JELOUS
U dont want no problem, u dont want to beef