But You Knew That

After reading what we had written while transcribing the lyrics to Ashlee Simpson's new single, "Rule Breaker", we immediately assumed we'd misheard the Texan chanteuse. After a second listen, we knew we'd heard her just fine, and we were filled with a tremendous sadness.

She sings, "I got a boyfriend, he likes to fight a lot/ We got a lot in common and he thinks I'm fucking hot/ We like to break rules, both got tattoos/ We came to smash things and we like to scream, man!"

Please, someone, send this "bad girl" to bed with no supper.

Feb 5, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 38 Responses
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  • Comments (38)

    No. 1 jujubees says:

    Once again they are trying to kill us in the face with this craptacular songs. How does she still have a record deal. And I think she probably stole those lyrics from someone's myspace.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 9:55 am
    No. 2 Aliwanwan says:

    Yeah, she stole them from a 14 year old's myspace. Jeezus! Besides, "Breakin' Dishes" is also a song title on Rihanna's current disc. Spelled exactly the same way, too. Very original, Ashlee…bravo.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 9:57 am
    No. 3 southiejpd says:

    LOL! At least her single Outta My Head is kind of catchy. In fact its the only Ashlee Simpson song I find remotely good.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:01 am
    No. 4 jujubees says:

    I like Rihanna's dish breaking song better. I would like this better if I got to break and actual dish on her and Pete's heads.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:03 am
    No. 5 deimos says:

    pete and ashlee are a match made in douche heaven. "look how cool we are! we have tattoos because we're rebels!" excuse me, this song has filled me with the urge to vomit.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:08 am
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    Look at us breaking all these dishes. Or in their case, ripping up the chinet.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:14 am
    No. 7 deimos says:

    i bet they have a stupid skull tattoo or a heart with an arrow through it. sorry, i have to go puke again.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:15 am
    No. 8 Lisa(#1) says:

    I can't listen to this. Her last single incensed me for days. If she thinks she is so tough, I would like to set up a cage match between her and a crusty punk. I'll hold the crusty's dog.

    How much you want to bet her tatoo is a butterfly on her ankle? Or a tribal "symbol" on the small of her back?

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:18 am
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    I was thinking more like a Hello Kitty with a Kitteh Forever, on her right hip. PUNK!

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:19 am
    No. 10 lale says:

    Mollygood's new headline hilarious. But we knew that. Why is it that a real talent like Brooke Hogan just can't get a break, while this idiot has record deals coming out of the new schnoz?

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:21 am
    No. 11 lale says:

    What's with the star tattoo on the wrist? Lots of celeb chicks have them, including this waste of digital memory.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:22 am
    No. 12 Lisa(#1) says:

    Oh! Of course! A star, duh! Those haven't been original since, Jesus 1997. I remember the Scenster (a Gainesville predecessor to the Hipster) tatoo of choice was a star on each tricept. Usually red with a black outline for that Communist flair. Ah, college.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:24 am
    No. 13 EEK says:

    Why does this moron still have a record contract? Her voice is horrid. Papa Joe the former minister must be so proud that his daughters have turned into such famous sluts…

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:41 am
    No. 14 someone tell her to go away says:

    gwen stefani much? again! yeah, asslee, just keep shouting and no one will notice you can't sing.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 10:57 am
    No. 15 Lisa(#1) says:

    Oh, man, I just listened to part of it. "You don't want no problems, you ain't got no beef"? Actually I do and I do. Nothing pisses me off quite like a sissy trying to act all hard.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 11:17 am
    No. 16 Jen#2 says:

    She has an awful awful voice. Although I have to say the song is…………..Awful. I wish she would just go away.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 11:22 am
    No. 17 Maria T says:

    I am getting sick and tired of her trying to emulate Gwen's look and sound. Asshole - YOU ARE NOT GWEN - stop using the voice filter to sound like her - YOU FUCKING SUCK BALLS! GO AWAY

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 11:43 am
    No. 18 gibby says:

    Sure.. really tuff couple. If someone in real life would tell them to shut up or laugh and say you look stupid they'd run off crying.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 11:48 am
    No. 19 maria says:

    both have tattoos?! True love.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 11:53 am
    No. 20 Tash says:

    This girl cannot sing at all. She and her douche boyfriend are a joke.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 11:54 am
    No. 21 jujubees says:

    She's right, I ain't got no beef. Where's the beef? Sorry, I couldn't let it go without using it one last time.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    No. 22 Lily the Pink says:

    I weep for our cultural legacy.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    No. 23 Mr. T says:

    Pretty bad song. Maybe if Pete Wentz used more eyeliner, the song would be better?

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    No. 24 danestevez says:

    this sounds exactly like outta my head… i actually like outta my head, this one is just..wahhh, i don't even find a word right now… and those lyrics! omg!, the only thing missing now is a music video…directed by spencer pratt.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    No. 25 elang says:

    what the heck is lale talking about brooke hogan having 'real talent' PUH LEAZ!
    they both suck.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    No. 26 Stoney says:

    God she's such a fucking dork. Go away and take your ugly bi boyfriend with you, plastic bitch.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    No. 27 lale says:

    She should try that song out at the next Orange Bowl in Miami. Nothing made me laugh harder than hearing my peeps boo at her a few years ago. They did it with a Cuban accent, y'all.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    No. 28 jujubees says:

    I don't understand why people have to put the hate on Brooke Hogan. How can you guys not see her talent radiating under her orange skin.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    No. 29 Lisa(#1) says:

    How about this:

    I got a nose job, even after I said I would not/ I still don't have my boob job, but I think I’m fucking hot/ I like to break mirrors, with my face and voice/ I came to dance a jig because I'm delusional, man!

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    No. 30 jujubees says:

    HOW DARE YOU, LISA. that is a face that sunk 1000 ships.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    No. 31 Phantasmatron says:

    I don't believe I'm saying this, but somebody just released a song that's worse than Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend."

    Everything about this song annoys me.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    No. 32 booya says:

    wat the fuck did i just hear? it def wasnt music. SHE USED TO BE GOOD! wtf ashlee?

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    No. 33 Clarke says:

    Ashlee has said the album is a dance album chock full of jokey lyrics. She even has said "Murder," which features the line, "They say that I get away with murder" is just a joke because she can't get away with anything in today's press. Can't wait to see the article you write about how the song is so dumb because she hasn't ever killed someone.

    This is also NOT her new single. It's a B-side to "Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)" and an album track.

    Research?????????????

    Posted: Feb 6, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    No. 34 Lisa(#1) says:

    Weird Al = jokey lyrics. Ashlee Simpson = crappy lyrics. Although I can see how one would get them confused since Simpson's lyrics are so laughably bad.

    Posted: Feb 6, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    No. 35 Mikayla says:

    hey this is a great song and everyone is loving it! lots of ppl on itunes have given it great reviews!

    Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    No. 36 Mikayla says:

    i so love the part when she says and he thinks im f*ckin hot!

    Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    No. 37 Mikayla says:

    all of u r HATERZ and JELOUS

    Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    No. 38 Problem says:

    U dont want no problem, u dont want to beef

    Posted: Feb 9, 2008 at 8:39 am
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