Last night Ashley Olsen showed off her newly darkened hair to the Cobrasnake (and, moreover, his crazy underage muse, Cory Kennedy, oddly also shown here with Ivanka Trump, too). Cory has yet to blog about it, but keep checking back for gems like these detailing her travails:

last wednesday went with jack siegel to smashbox. that was funny. after went to go pick up katie parfet to go meet vincent at the chateu. we went to teddys after that. hiltons were there. bleh.

Or

we went outside to look for some gum and i asked this group of people for some.
then sienna miller just takes her gum that she was chewing in her mouth and gives it to me.

And one of my personal favorites:

so jack and i are eating some food, pass by paris hilton. say hello. and then overheard her ask the waiter for anything with sausage in it? if im not mistaken…. sausage is not usually used in asian dishes..

Genius of our times, this Cory Kennedy.

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