If those anthropologists are correct, and the reason women wear lipstick is in order to make their mouths look like engorged labia, then a burlesque show in which a woman strips down and grinds her crotch into a giant, phallic tube of lipstick is intensely odd; because it's like she's arousing herself on a penis made of vaginas.
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That is just hilarious. Your one twisted mofo, Cord.
i fell like the lipstick is more of a douche
how retarded is she? this is lame.
I like Dita and all but how exactly does one make a living off this old, tired burlesque schtick?
She's lame… She's not attractive and her pictures are as dead as the style she poses for.
Yep. What Angie said.
"At least it's not the martini thing agagin"
You're a fucking idiot, that made her famous, it's her signature performance. If you ever had the chance to see her perform than you'd realize that she's amazingly beautiful and completely entrances an audience in the 8 minutes she's onstage.
She get's paid 50k, so it's not hard to figure out how she makes a living off "this old, tired burlesque schtick".
I've seen her perform twice and she didnt do the martini. She is amazing.