He was probably talking to that shiner she's sporting. Dude's had all the punani he wants; now he's after something a little more exotic, like a bruised eye socket.

Do you think Stephanie Seymour just pretends she doesn't know who he is when he comes up in conversation?

Axl has a way with the ladies. Just last week Deputy Dog said Axl asked a women to blow him while he waited for the cross town bus. The dude has game coming out his cornrows.

He's always bragging about the three way he had with Pebbles Flintstone and Judy Jetson but if you ask me thats about as likely as us ever seeing Chinese Democracy.

I'm convinced he has a mental handicap.

Axl has always been kind of a dingleberry. And yeah, Keebler, if the fabled Chinese Democracy ever does come out, it better be Beethoven's 5th, Birth of the Cool, and Led Zeppelin IV all rolled into one for as long as it's taking to put it out there.

Ugh, I felt dirty just reading that.

Nothing really gets much creepier than Axl. I was in a restaurant in Sarasota Florida once, and the waitress told me he used to come in on a regular basis and scare away the customers by ranting and spinning in the dining room-she said it got to the point where the police knew exactly why they were calling before they ever said a word!

When Richie Rich starts talking about how weird you are, it's time to hang it up.

What a gorgeous photo of Kelly.

He has offically gone the way of the dreaded "creepy old dude".

Metal is dead.

Metal isn't necessarily dead, but seriously, enough with the braids dude.

What Helen said.

Axl must be a graduate of the Pat O'Brian charm school.

What do expect from someone who used to throw his girlfriend in closets whilst she was naked and then come back later and rape her? Or who always makes fun of ugly women?
And those braids are plugs. Assholes can't come to terms with balding.

Also, who the fuck attends — never mind HOSTS — a party for the "launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid"?!?!?!

ilnazhad, whoa. I didn't know Axl threw his gf into the closet and then raped her…. creepy.