Gisele Bundchen, the impossibly insipid model girlfriend of new father Tom Brady, recently sent $1,000 worth of infant clothes to Bridget Moynahan, the mother of Brady’s son. Among the expensive Petit Tresor pieces was this standout: “a onesie with the word ’supermodel’ written across it.” The onesie also had “passive aggressive bullshit” written all over it.
I don’t believe this anymore than I believe the story about Bridget denying Tom visitation.
This one doesn’t pass the smell test, much as I’d like to believe it. Why would you get a “supermodel” onesie for a boy, or any baby at all, really?
i hope this is true.. i love to think of Gisele as a cow
Good point, evil.
I find myself suddenly inspired to blog about this.
it might be true.
She’ll be knocked up soon.
If that’s the case, I hope Bridget sends Gisele a lovely Colts onesie.
Being a Buckeye girl, I’ll send the Ohio State onesie, Cait. Gotcha covered.
Perhaps an Appalachian State football helmet might be appropriate.
Stupid Wolverines. You’ve ruined the college football season. Pfft.
If Gis gets pregnant can I send her a “butterface” onesie???
At least she didn’t send a onesie that said, BASTARD CHILD on it that really would have been rude, or really honest.
You know I did, Cait. :)
I did not know Cait had a blog. I must go see. I hope that onesie is not cursed. If I were Bridget I’d use it as a poopie rag.
Or a barf towel.
hahahahahahahahahahahha!!!! oh my gosh, that is so brilliant….. do you get it? Gisele is a supermodel…. and the onesie she sent said “supermodel!” An Instant Classic! I bet Giselle is still patting herself on the back over her stroke of genius!
do I detect a hint of sarcasm?
Maybe Bridget can squirt her in the eye with some milk. SO it’s been 4 days now. She should have her milk in by now.
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