Gisele Bundchen, the impossibly insipid model girlfriend of new father Tom Brady, recently sent $1,000 worth of infant clothes to Bridget Moynahan, the mother of Brady’s son. Among the expensive Petit Tresor pieces was this standout: “a onesie with the word ’supermodel’ written across it.” The onesie also had “passive aggressive bullshit” written all over it.


Sep 4, 2007 · Link · 22 Responses
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Comments (22)

No. 1 Kitchy says:

I don’t believe this anymore than I believe the story about Bridget denying Tom visitation.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 11:39 am
No. 2 evil twin says:

This one doesn’t pass the smell test, much as I’d like to believe it. Why would you get a “supermodel” onesie for a boy, or any baby at all, really?

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 11:39 am
No. 3 April says:

i hope this is true.. i love to think of Gisele as a cow

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 11:42 am
No. 4 Kitchy says:

Good point, evil.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 11:43 am
No. 5 Cait says:

Team Bridget. That’s all I’m sayin’.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 11:48 am
No. 6 Cait says:

I find myself suddenly inspired to blog about this.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 12:13 pm
No. 8 gayledi says:

She’ll be knocked up soon.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 12:50 pm
No. 9 Cait says:

If that’s the case, I hope Bridget sends Gisele a lovely Colts onesie.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 1:03 pm
No. 10 evil twin says:

Being a Buckeye girl, I’ll send the Ohio State onesie, Cait. Gotcha covered.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 1:06 pm
No. 11 stopthemadness says:

Perhaps an Appalachian State football helmet might be appropriate.

Stupid Wolverines. You’ve ruined the college football season. Pfft.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 1:21 pm
No. 12 Be Adequite says:

If Gis gets pregnant can I send her a “butterface” onesie???

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 1:24 pm
No. 13 ils vont says:

At least she didn’t send a onesie that said, BASTARD CHILD on it that really would have been rude, or really honest.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 1:27 pm
No. 14 Cait says:

Wouldn’t it be more like “Buttaface”?

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 1:49 pm
No. 15 Cait says:

And ET, did you see my blog on said topic? ;)

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 1:52 pm
No. 16 evil twin says:

You know I did, Cait. :)

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 1:58 pm
No. 17 jujubees says:

I did not know Cait had a blog. I must go see. I hope that onesie is not cursed. If I were Bridget I’d use it as a poopie rag.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 2:21 pm
No. 18 evil twin says:

Or a barf towel.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 2:43 pm
No. 19 Tootle says:

hahahahahahahahahahahha!!!! oh my gosh, that is so brilliant….. do you get it? Gisele is a supermodel…. and the onesie she sent said “supermodel!” An Instant Classic! I bet Giselle is still patting herself on the back over her stroke of genius!

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 2:52 pm
No. 20 admittedlyaddicted says:

do I detect a hint of sarcasm?

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:16 pm
No. 21 jujubees says:

Maybe Bridget can squirt her in the eye with some milk. SO it’s been 4 days now. She should have her milk in by now.

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:19 pm
No. 22 Cait says:

Point taken, Juju. I won’t mention it again. ;)

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:38 pm

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