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Jesse Helms, the conservative former senator who spoke loudly and often about things like gays being "revolting" and Martin Luther King Jr being un-American, died early Friday morning at the age of 86. One can't help but wonder if the God the fiery Baptist so loved was making a statement by squelching such an effusive bigot on America's most celebrated day of freedom and independent thinking. Good riddance, etc.


Jul 7, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 4 Responses
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    No. 1 Luz says:

    I'll say the same thing I said when Ronald Reagan died: proof that the good die young.

    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 8:38 am
    No. 2 Lily the Pink says:

    If you get a chance, read his obituary in the Guardian:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/04/usa

    In case you don't have time, I will summarize for you. "Jesse Helms died today. He was an incredible douche bag." Is it sad that his death made my weekend?

    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 9:32 am
    No. 3 Keeblerkahn says:

    I wonder if Jesse left instructions in his will that freed his slaves, I mean 'house staff'.

    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 9:55 am
    No. 4 yarnwhore says:

    Good riddance indeed.

    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 10:25 am
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