Do Not Want
We thought the Verne Troyer sex tape debacle was going to die, but obviously Xenu has a plan to destroy the world one disgusting step at a time. According to new reports, an overseas company got its greedy little hands on the 50-minute tape and is distributing it online for the low price of $9.95! Seriously, someone would pay that much to watch Mini Me have sexy times with that famewhore of an ex-girlfriend? The Web site was down after its Monday morning debut, but we have a feeling the technical glitches will be worked out soon enough. This tape will never die.
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"I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!"
50 minutes? Really? Is that like, what, 40 minutes of him trying to get up on the bed unassisted, 5 minutes of him flashing the peace sign (Google image search people, he does that shit all of the time) and five minutes of a sexual act resembling a Great Dane mounting a Chihuahua?
couldn't i just watch turtles mate instead?
saw a REALLY disturbing screen cap on another blog…
everyone, do yourself a favor and DO NOT WATCH THIS.
I actually saw that once deimos. Those giant tortoises actually. I took my one year old nephew to the zoo. I'm still haunted by the sounds of shells rubbing together. If you really want to see that here is a YouTube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MagAokRb3vk. It isn't mine, I didn't commemorate the occasion.
W(hy)TF?
why is he staring at me like that? no i don't "want some." thank you anyway.
you just watch where you stick that little viennese sausage you're sporting there, l'il buddy.
bbb… maybe we can say that as YTF?
this chick has totally outer limits. sexism on a rare display — if a guy were making fun of a little person he slept with and then profiting from a tape of it, he would already be in jail.
sar–What would he be in jail for? Having sex with a consenting adult he had no respect for? pfft. Three years ago that was my Tuesday.
HI-OH!! (that's a modern version of a rimshot.) (which also sounds like a tuesday activity… maybe saved for tuesday evenings.)
Chelsea I just think there's got to be some kind of lawsuit when someone gets screwed over like that. Exploiting, defaming, infringing - something.
there's got to be = i expect there to be…. don't want people thinking i'm some litigious nutjob. it's strictly non-litigious nutjobs here.
If you consent to a sex tape, especially with someone you hardly know, you have to figure it could come back to bite you on the ass. Or maybe that's what the tape is of, I don't know. There oughta be a lawsuit, but there's not much of a case. All they can do is go to court and try to get the sale of it blocked. And by that point part has been leaked, people know it exists…you might as well just try to get a cut.