Meena doesn't have the face for short hair. Now Linda Evangelista, she had the short hair goods!Although I bet she has fun when other ppl rub her head (as everyone does when someone gets a buzz).

I think she has a face for short hair, just not white hair.

However, I believe it's for a part. And I'd love to shave my head most days.

She didn't pull a Britney. It's for a film role.

Yeah, maybe short hair with bangs, I can sort of picture it. You're right about the buzz being for a part.

And I have buzzed it before - it was the best summer cut ever!

It's kind of hard to focus on her hair anyway. She's in some stellar shape.

Dammit.

That is for sure! And she has just a touch of tan (certainly not fake-n-bake orange). I am jealous! Maybe when it grows out she will dye it dark again, it made her eyes look incredible!

I had a boyfriend that once had longer hair than I did. I now have a (I think) good rule of not dating a guy that has longer hair than me. Or that takes longer to get ready than me.

I guess Cord would like my hair. I recently cut off about 4 inches, but it still reaches my elbows.

You must hate cancer patients then.

Of course he does. He's a heartbreaking bunnieballed bastard.

He would hate my hair (and ME), which I got cut a week ago, and described to my sister as looking Hollywood cancer-patient-in-recovery. It's killer!

We should make LOLCords. Short hair - Do not want!

I wonder what Mystery's rule is on the short haired ladies?

Considering Myster's tactic seems to be "act like their new gay boyfriend and then go in for the kill," he would probably suggest the following:

- Tell them you like their hair.
- Say you had it cut the same way.
- Discuss hair products.
- Touch their hair like a hairdresser.
- Then step in really close and whisper in their ear that they are the sexiest thing in the room.

Just a guess…

I loooooove a lady with ratty extension, mmmm, so hot baby. Just have one of these cigarettes I got from Chris Angel, baby. I also have this new flavor of Rockstar. It's made from fresh squeezed Tom. How about I introduce you to my friend Ken Paves? You like it baby?

"It’s made from fresh squeezed Tom."

DAMMIT.

Mystery, is that you? You bastard, you brought back the Tom!

I'm bringing Tom Juice back, those other juices better watch they're backs.

I think "they're" in place of "their" just offended me more than fresh-squeezed Tom. :P

Is it because you think short haired girls poop, Cord?

Kitchy, YOUR right.

Ok, because it will kill be, I need to be explicit that the above was a joke.

Sigh, be=me.

Is it time for an omlete?

Yes, please. Wif milk from breasteseses.

Sorry, the faucet's momentarily closed. I can offer you the daily special Tom Juice Omlete, though.

Mena Suvari is not really famous. She has only been in one movie that anyone cares about, so what gives. She can do whatever she wants because no one really cares. Grow a moustache no body will care.

http://www.ilsvont.com

One, TJO, nice a runny, and a small glass of TJ, please!

As Director of Marketing and Public Relations for the Tom-ba Juice Corporation, please pay attention not to refer to our product as "Tom Juice."

You, you're just being glib, Kitchy.

Shit, I'm sorry. It'll never happen again.

Mena could just wear this:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listi.....id=6765674

and then bring it up to her face when she abosolutely neeeeeeds a 'stache. No growing required!

Are we allowed to say that Bunnieballs must hate people with alopecia?

I think Bunnieballs reserves a special level of loathing for those so afflicted.

I love alopecia's aren't those the animals they had those commericals for? Get yourself an alopecia farm and make millions, no?

Yes, yes that's right, juju.

Oh phew. I could be wrong. It was like 3 in the morning and I had an overdose of espresso. I hope they all don't get afflicted with alpaca and lose their hair.

Me, too. Otherwise they'd earn the wrath of Bunnieballs.

We could cover them in a blanket of bunnieballs. It would be a huge sacrifice. But who wouldn't, unless they hate alpaca's?

I have an idea for an alpaca-lined Speedo for Bunnieballs.

Good idea. I can just imagine the smells after being in the water and then baking in the hot sun. It's an all natural organic smell. For the enviorment and shit. Leonardo Di Caprio will give us some kind of award for it.

I love llamas. ;)

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama…

Where's Rachel when we need her? Perhaps she, too, has had cancer, or even been afflicted with some other affliction that required her to shave her head. (Army Wife Syndrome?)

And maybe she stole the roll from Britney. Clearly, Britney stole it back, and scarfed it down. I don't know why I even said that, but I'm leaving it in. I guess it just makes me laugh that Brit came up with the most inane explanation AND spelled role wrong.

I think Mensa looks like a cute boy, but I agree with Cord. As sexist as it sounds, I like girls to have long hair.

I have absolutely nothing relevant to say (so what's new?) except, hi everyone!

I'm laughing so hard!!! I was thiiiis close to keep my cool… "glib" did me in.

Don't hate me, I can't bring myself to call Cord "Bunnieballs." The guy works tirelessly to bring me entertainment! And my daddy taught me, don't poo where you get your stew, or something.

I REALLY hope the LOLCords idea catches on though. It has a flavor!!11

Hey, did your dad take the same course on wisdom as my dad? He always said, "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya" So true dad, so true.

Yo, evil twin! How they hanging?

Actually, according to Bunnieballs, I'm not supposed to poo at all.

Still perky as ever, thank God. Any apologies or declarations of love from Bunnieballs yet?

"Any apologies or declarations of love from Bunnieballs yet?"

Are you HIGH, Clairee?

None, we are unwanted, much like Britneys kids. Do you think K Fed would adopt us?

This update from evil twin reminds me to share a shameful fact… I saw Cisco Adler on VH1… and I found myself attracted to him. It's something about his accent. And his attitude. It is nothing about his hair.

Perhaps this ushered in whatever disease it was that made me not throw up when i saw Cameron Diaz's sandals?

Sar is starting to scare me.

Damnit, she drank the Rockstar. Somebody was supposed to get rid of it. I'm not naming any names, but you know what you did.

Sar, sounds like you have been hypnotized by Cisco's balls, be they bunnie or other.

Somebody get sar a Tom-ba juice stat. Hell, get me one too, I'm just as delusional, obviously.

Be they bunny or saggy is more like it. But if I may quote Will Ferrell from a SNL skit. "I guess what it all comes down to is that the.. angle of my dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of my meat. Right?"

lale you really are as low as they can possibly go. Just because I have an illness you find some way to make fun of it. Get real dude. By the way no I don't have army wives syndrome. I love being a wife to a soldier. I wouldn't have it any other way. I have made amazing friends in the military of whom I love and support in any situation they happen to be in.

lale you really are as low as they can possibly go. Just because I have an illness you find some way to make fun of it. Get real dude. By the way no I don't have army wives syndrome. I love being a wife to a soldier. I wouldn't have it any other way. I have made amazing friends in the military of whom I love and support in any situation they happen to be in.

I'm truly sorry about all the dissenting opinions today - my body thetans are at an all time high, and i accidentally took a prozac, so you can see the dangerous habits forming already.

Are you making fun of me because I'm a little person? I may be "low" to the ground, Rachel, but you lack grace and class. Good luck with your friends. I'm sure they can't wait for you to get transferred.

Good luck with yours cause I am sure you have none

Um, hello?! Is anyone going to wish ME good luck with something? Way to leave me out. Assholes.

Good luck not getting fired for clicking the Joel Madden Links! :)

Rachel, not everyone hates little people like you do, so don't assume that I don't have friends. I actually don't, but that's beside the point. I wonder if you're going to spread your hatred and ignorance to your kids?

Lisa, do you wanna be my friend? I could wish you good luck every single day.

Kitchy I LOVE that you quoted Steel Magnolias…even better it was a Weezer quote :-)

Happy Friday everyone!

I told the jhorts-wearer that when we finally get around to getting married, we're totally having an armadillo red velvet groom's cake, complete with the FSU and K-State logos.

I don't really care about hair on the men I've dated, but if their teeth are jacked, or they have soft hands, FORGET IT. Gross.

Mena's hair is as short as her acting career! ZING!

Cait- who went to FSU?

Whoa-oh-ohuwah-ho
Who-oh-ohuwah-ho

Thank God there are no Seminoles in close proximity. They'd probably scalp me for the butchering of the 'Noles call.

I don't hate anybody. I dislike some but hate is not me. I always forgive people and forget what harm they may have caused me. My children are going to grow up to be wonderful loving people.

BTW Rachel, I'm not sure why you typed your zinger of a comment to me twice. Are you making fun of me because I am blind in one eye? Yes, I'm a cycloptic little person with no friends. And yet I'm still smarter than you!

Well then lale you are in no place to judge. While cyclopticism is a recessive gene, hatred and ignorance can be contracted through shared needles.

Y'all are making my day! Red velvet armadillo cake, my fave! Lale, you are killing me today, you freaking cyclopse (sp?).

BeA, keep those zingers coming!

And no I didn't type it twice my internet went out for a second because of a storm that was going by and for some odd reason it posted twice.

Lale is making me so angry. Too bad for her I just watched a Saw marathon. I'm feeling violent enough to punch her in her only good eye so hard, the whole thing will turn red.

Better watch out Juju, I think she is taking a cue from Davis and charging!

Please to read a few of Rachel's "loving" comments:

"I think you should all fuck off…With that said yall (sic) can continue your lives on MollyGood and lead a boring life."

"Wrong Kitchy…you must be just as stupid as him…Read a book and learn something."

"Wrong Cord your (sic) just an idiot…Molly should have never left your shit sucks." (p.s. What are shit sucks and where did Molly leave them?!)

"..if you want to see me hostile I will be cause (sic) this isnt even close. I am just tired of some of the stupid people on this web site…So bite me."

"I have a great education by the way so much we can say for you." (???)

"…hanging out on a gossip web site all day is pretty sad…"

"Kittens and rainbows are bullshit. They should die along with Mother Theresa. That was one dirty whore who didnt deserve the attention. Me, I have a seizure disorder but still manage to get knocked up twice and make an omlete. So everyone should die along with Mother Theresa and the kittens and the rainbows."

Rachel, why don't you put your kids in foster care now? They'll probably be better off.

Uh oh. Is it a hurricane, Forecaster Rachel?

Hey juju, why am I making you angry? If I cry out of one eye, I can't see very well to type. And my hook "hands" (yes, I have no hands as well) will rust up again.

Thank you, SAR. Duly noted. I'm going to read my copy of "Guinea Pig Fancy" now, since I have no friends to talk to.

Lale, please list all of your handi-ablements so we have a complete list. I need it to draw out your wanted poster.

Plus your sounding really hot. I think you should put that up at match.com. We'll even photoshop you Britney style.

Sexy cyclopse with no hands looking for hot single guy. I'm not sure of your dislikes but I think you should mention no guys with hairy backs. Unless you like that?

I think "no fatties" is a classic. Unless she likes that too.

Do you like midgets? Do you know how to whip up a good batch of tom juice??? That's key.

Ohhhh yeah! "Must make a mean omlete."

Do you love the smell of a freshley opened bag of cheetos?

I'm 5'2 and a whiz in the kitchen, BeA. And I'm a Seminole fan who loves llama and volunteers with SCPA and the Humane Society. Does that counts? ;)

Llamas are in the same vein as midgets I guess…I JOKE, I JOKE!!!!

Yeah and can you drink from a giant metal tube?

Wait - we are submitting this ad to Guinea Pig Fancy, right?

Either way though it's good to know if a lady has that skill.

Can you lactate if needed?

Hey Lale don't try and quote me then lie directly in the quotes about what I said. You are so Lame and no your right hanging out online blogging on a gossip site all day everyday is sad because it basically shows that you have a lack of life. If it was your job then fine but it isn't. Maybe you should ask Cord if he will hire you to post comments unter every article he post.

Cord do you hate cancer patients? ;-)

Ohh and as far as the omlete thing goes it isnt funny give it up. Your just mad because you can't get your ass off your computer chair to cook something.

Alas, Juju, I haven't yet been pregnant, much less given birth.

But per Ben Stiller, I hear you can milk anything with nipples.

I'm guessing the hurricane has passed…damn

Dude what is this chick's problem seriously…why is she grumpy? Have you not hugged a midget lately?

Cord would probably hire Lale on the ability to use pronouns correctly alone.

Sar!!! I heart cheeseburgers too!!!! LOLcats

Unter, get in here for zeee omlete. Your omlete she izzz complete.

You know, omletes are super hard to make, y'all. Sometimes I just make scrampled eggs with onions and cheese and peppers on top because I can't quite figure it out. Maybe it is because my fat ass gets in the way. The chair is permanently attached to it…

It's going to be hard with the whole no hands thing.

Look at that, I just got my fat ass out of my chair and my ass is still there. Obviously is someone had something better to do they wouldn't keep coming back to get that last word.

Rachel is like Santa Claus, you might not hear her all the time but you know she's always watching

Go on Juju, you live for the rest of us! Get that ass out of the chair, you are halfway there. While you're up, will you grab me a Tom-ba Juice?

I'd like my tom-ba with extra sassy boost today please

I almost made it. Didn't we almost have it all? The glare from my screen was too much, here's ya tomba juice. Siiggh.

Sassy Boost is actually being trademarked by the corporation - it's how we differentiate from Smoothie King and Jamba Juice. Take THAT, Pinkberry!

Lisa No.1, I hope you ARE my friend, 'cause you're making me laugh.

Rach, honey, and I say "honey" in a sickeningly saccharine way, so don't try to write back that you're not my honey, because I already know that. Anyhoo, all of the quotes, especially the last one, were typed verbatim. I don't need a job from Cord, because your taxes are keeping me going. Thank you for your support. Ha ha!

hahaha lale. sounds like you have the same medical insurance i do… Hodgepodge of Free Clinics.

Actually, sadly, I wish. I lost my insurance coverage while I was pregnant, and am now paying out of my ass (you know, the one Rachel thinks I should get off of to make my own omlete) for coverage. Sigh. Thank goodness I'm not really a one-eyed, no-handed, friendless midge. That would just add insult to injury!

Insurance is a bitch. It's like Churchill said. Insurance is the worst form of democracy, except for not having insurance.

Is that right? That doesn't look right.

That is the worst time to lose insurance. Anytime is but it's not cheap to have a baby. Not to mention all the shots and visits for the baby.

Yeah, it was sucky. But at least I didn't have to give myself a C-section.

Damn, you would have finally been able to use that hook hand for a good cause.

True!

I was lucky- my husband was a great birthing coach who offered me gum while I was dealing with contractions (because he thought I needed help in the breath dept.). Then he decided to make jokes about the baby not being his…WHILE I WAS PUSHING. Had I been in posession of a hook hand then, he wouldn't be scheduling that vasectomy now.

Yeah, that's the time when you want the most jokes possible. Why do people always say you forget that pain? I remember it pretty vividly.

I don't know nuthin bout birthin no babies!

Is that Breakfast at Tiffany's?

Oh I'm thinking of "I never been married before!"

Gone with the Wind :-) Love it!!! He was hot.

OMG, you guys. I almost peed in my pants. lale, you can totally count evil twin as your friend. I will cook you up a mean omlete anytime baby. You just ask.

I heart evil twin and everyone else here. I don't want no trouble with no one. Except Rachel. Bring it on, girl! Yo' face ain't pregnant!

Um, she looks smoking hot in these photos.

And I'm sick of how you never follow through on your "I hate shallow people" crap. "I like girls who are anti-Jessica Simpson!" That post was really weak, by the way. It was like saying someone is the anti-Stallin because they don't usually murder jews.

I still have a crush on you.

And that shit link doesn't show women enjoy chivalry. I open the door for men and I'm thankful when they do so for me.

Let me say, it's the chemicals making me very very very very off. But would it not also follow that you, ilnazhad, also and indeed IN ADDITION do not yourself represent a large sampling of society by your own very nature?

picture a drunk lawyer in a sitcom, that's where that's comin from. awwww iln, you have a heart of gold under all that garbled spelling, and we in this court love you.

OH SHIT my bff said, WHEN YOU TAKE AMBIEN, GET OFF THE INTERNET. She said it and now I am gonna have to apologize.

Oh, yeah. It's CRAZY ironic that you wrote about people having a double-standard when Britney shaved her head because nobody said anyhting when Justin chooped it all off.