His suggestions help you save on hotel and restaurant expenses. Just live like a homeless person in NYC. You might even get propositioned by high school girls. Unless you're a female, of course.

What's so cruel about the horse-drawn carriages?

I am pretty sure the pavement is hard on horses hooves long term. Besides would it kill people to walk their own fat asses around Central Park?

How do you drink under the Staten Island ferry? That's where the Hudson river is.

As for the horses, many of them are very old and/or lame. There are special pads they put under the horse shoes to absorb the shock from the asphalt, but they're out there in all weather. If the shifts were shorter and the horses were not out in the extreme heat and cold it would be better for them. Right on Noodles!

I think he's on to something here. I know (personally) I'm always looking for new places to get high and drink wine. I will put NY city at the top of my list. Thank you Mr Baldwin we can always count on you for good advice.

He should really look into opening up his own travel agency. Why is he giving these valuable tips away for free?

PETA's dumb.

They just hand out joints there? That's what America is all about.

"I used to get a bottle of wine and get drunk under the Staten Island Ferry"

By that Alec actually meant this homeless guy named Lance that lived behind a dumpster .

Hopefully, thanks to Alec, people from all over the nation will now travel to the beautiful NYC, and get high and drunk in all the little nooks and crannies of the city!

Come to NYC, smoke some loosies and drink wine from a paper bag!

"Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to get completely shit-faced, yo."

all i'm saying is, dude's a total babe in that picture.

Except Union Square was a dump and a dangerous place in the early to mid 80's before it was cleaned up and the needles pushed out - a classmate was stabbed to death there after a high school dance.

Is he wearing a tank top or what?

people are too fat these days and should definately walk more….

There used to be a day in the city, (I can't rememeber which exact park)where your could sit and smoke pot and party all day. They only had it once a year. I guess for one day a year, pot was legal to smoke in the city? I was told this by my boyfriend. A friend of ours lives in Queens.

BTW, I don't think they do it anymore.

ANOTHER beautiful man women should be trying to insiminate themselves with. What a shame so many young 15 yr olds do not have access to beautiful movie stars and athletes sperm. That would change this whole country to a gentic leap forward over the rest of the world. NOW that should be available at all high schools and colleges. Thier supperior genetics and great looks will help over come any nurture issues. Ah, to dream of a world filled with beatiful people!!!

When I was in Thailand, we would get drunk on the streets because public intoxication was legal. Although I understand why it is not in Canada… there is something magical about being able to get drunk outside of your home, but not in a bar where the drinks are too expensive.
But I am not an advocate of random loose joints…

insiminate…gentic…Thier…supperior…beatiful… Because beauty is what this country is missing.

Do you think Alec Baldwin really said that?

Oh, Janice.

Snap.

Snap.

I also missed 'over come', and 'athletes sperm'… I guess I can blame the gentic lottery and my nurture issues for that one, haha.

Poor Janice, when you’re really beautiful and thin, there’s no need to pay attention to trying to impress people on this site. Are you thin and beautiful? And yes, it is what matters most!!! This site would not be here and the famous and beautiful would not earn as much if it were not true. The most symmetrical are who we worship, and for good reason; they are superior to others.

No matter how much you try to tear them down, they are up there for a reason, the longer they are up, the more reason. Genetics, if only women had access to that golden love juice!!! If Clooney sold his and some others- they could fund all their dreamy charities until no more money is needed!! Especially after all their beautiful off spring grow up in twenty years time. Ah- utopia!!!

Crazy people are funny.

Lame. I'm sick of crazy commies.

Instead of wearing coats made of a mink's fur, why no wear a coat made of hair shaved off Alec Baldwin's chest?

I like how economics is an advocate of inbreeding.