What Happened?

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After being released from custody just a few short hours ago, Christian Bale quickly had his rep issue a statement to the media denying the assault allegations the actor is currently facing. Of course, we still feel like we don't have any more answers than we did before.

Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr. Bale, who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale.

We're completely confused at this point, as we never suspected the lovely Bale to be violent (except, of course, during his stint in American Psycho). So this is the point where you all toss in your theories on what really went down Sunday night in that hotel room.

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Jul 22, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 30 Responses
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  • Comments (30)

    No. 1 percystilton.com says:

    whitney, you are wasting your time throwing your attentions at a woman beater like Bale. I would treat you with respect…if you keep your promise to send me a picture of you with your crotch clad in white cotton panties.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    No. 2 Keeblerkahn says:

    Lol, Percy.

    I bet it was about money.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    No. 3 Helen Skor says:

    His sister probably made some comment about how the only reason why the Dark Knight was doing well was because of Heath Ledger and it escalated from there. You know how sisters can be.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    No. 4 jujubees says:

    That sounds like a pretty fair deal Whitney. I'd take it. Respect in turn for cotton panties and the loss of your self esteem. By the way, I hate the word panties and I know I'm not alone in that.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    No. 5 Keeblerkahn says:

    How do you feel about the term under-britches, JuJu? Or pantaloons for that matter.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    I can live with those. I don't feel like I need a good scrubbing after someone asks me to send them some pantaloons.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    No. 7 natmusk says:

    I've seen people saying that it's "verbal assault" not physical assualt which creates a different although possibly still bad situation

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    No. 8 Kenna says:

    I may be wrong but, I think…in the UK one can be arrested for name calling or verbal assault. Maybe they wanted to ride in the limo and he said "hell no stupid cows". Ditto on the word "panties", like hearing my granny say "breasts" or "sexual relations"…ew.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    No. 9 Keeblerkahn says:

    Would a thong version of pantaloons be thongaloon? Because that doesn't sound as sexy.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    No. 10 jujubees says:

    Thongaloon sounds like some kind of dance you'd see on Solid Gold.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    No. 11 ilnazhad says:

    What did Bale do Sunday night in that hotel room?
    CORD!
    I knew it.
    PHILANDERER!!

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    No. 12 joytothehurled says:

    Check out comments #17 and #25 on this post: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2...../#comments

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    No. 13 percystilton.com says:

    would it be o.k. with the lovely jujubees if I asked her for a glimpse of her spotlessly clean gussett clad in cotton for my collection ? I have heard rumours that it could win prizes.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    No. 14 Alice says:

    I must be a sick, sad and kinky woman. I would let this guy assault me anyday of the week. He could totally spit on me and tell me I'm scum. I'm sorta tweaked like that …

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    No. 15 Be Adequite says:

    Ummmmm….Alice you are not alone on that one.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    No. 16 silent noodles says:

    Alice I am with you, he could even throw in a little spanking and tell me I am a whore and I would be totally ok with it.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    No. 17 Alice says:

    Yeah, he could totally bend me over the back of a sofa and call me a dirty slut …

    I mean, not that I've ever imagined such a thing …

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    No. 18 playla says:

    @joytothe…those comments are kinda what I figured had happened, thanks for the tip.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    No. 19 playla says:

    grrr…comment eater.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    No. 20 tangotilltheyresore says:

    2 words: imperius. curse.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    No. 21 Blog Envy Is The New Black says:

    I feel bad for him, there are so many lies swirling around, who knows what happened?

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    No. 22 Be Adequite says:

    As long as he doesn't try to put a kitten into an ATM, it's all good. It's aaaaaaaaaaaall good.

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    No. 23 jujubees says:

    Ohhhhh, Percy, you flatter my undergarments so. If I said you had a beautiul body, would you hold it against me?

    Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    No. 24 Doof says:

    Jujubees, I must thank you for reminding me of Solid Gold. I just watched a bunch of clips and they were awesome!

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 12:57 am
    No. 25 queencrone says:

    I am too late to get in on the "unmentionable lady undergarment" part of the comments, which actually is very fortunate for you all.

    My undergarments have doubled as tarmacs during times of conflict. I think the military even used some of my unmentionable undergarments as parachutes.

    You should see me try to fold that mess with out help.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 2:01 am
    No. 26 Chelsea says:

    Well it's a bit late to mention, but I DEFINITELY hate the 'p-word' too, Juju. (I won't even let it be uttered in my home). I just call the whole area inappropriates and we're good.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 8:17 am
    No. 27 sar says:

    whats an imperius curse?

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 10:16 am
    No. 28 Cait says:

    Bale could rip the unmentionables from me and give me the vapors…and I'd take it. GLADLY.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 10:39 am
    No. 29 Cait says:

    Sar, my love, an Imperius Curse (from Harry Potter) is when someone is enchanted to basically do only the bidding of the one on the other end of the wand.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 10:42 am
    No. 30 sar says:

    there's so much pop culture from harry potter than i have missed! once i was playing a game where i had to make people guess "hermione" and i was just like, is this in russian? whats a hermy-own?

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 10:49 am
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