Because we're running out of things to throw every time she flippantly calls someone a "faggot" or belittles entire groups of people, we here at the Jossip Initiatives offices have begun searching for new ways to put up with Ann Coulter. Here's the best one yet:
Is Ann Coulter an Anti-Semite? Possibly, but first and foremost, she’s an opportunist. Which is to say, she’s also, at least to a certain degree, a capitalist. So rather than indulging her by buying what she’s selling (in this case, intentionally incendiary remarks about religion) put yourself in her pointy, high heeled shoes for a moment and reconsider this from an economic standpoint. What we have here is a glorified case of supply and demand—so long as Coulter’s critics keep chomping at the bit for a chance to tear her down in the press, she’ll continue to maintain some semblance of relevancy and, worse still, legitimacy.
So does that mean we should all pull a Cindi Leive, and simply ignore the minor unpleasantness until it dissipates on its own (i.e. stops hurling racial and ethnic slurs primarily in order to generate book sales?) Not necessarily, but perhaps it does mean the majority’s interests would be better served by downplaying Coulter’s importance in the mainstream media.
So that settles it: No more Ann Coulter news until she's dead or until she calls Pacman Jones a nigger to his face (which probably also means she's dead).
But before the moratorium begins, let me tell you that Ms Coulter once traveled with me from Burbank to New York City on a JetBlue flight. She wore a surgeon's mask the whole time, but I could tell it was her based on the chill in the air. She then waited – sans surgeon's mask – in line with me for a cab. I was happy to watch her and her anal-retentive fear go away.
Good riddance.
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Will hacking into her website make Cordelia happy???
http://www.switched.com/2007/1.....te-hacked/
ding dang!ya'll are so smart there at jossip. ya'll must have you some of them super brians or sumpin'.
I will still never forget that wonderful night we shared together before the transition when, Ann was still, Stan. Oh Stan.
what if ann is really XENU?
Juju + Stan = TLF
You just blew my mind, deimos. I'm not sure if I can recover from that thought. Soooo all the Tom-Ba money is really going towards Ann's hormone therapy and adam apple reduction?
Don't judge our love.
no, XENU doesn't get the money from tom-ba, if he/she does tommy boy is going to be pissed. "stop giving money to the dark lord!"
it's ok juju…what happened? I know it's painful to open old wounds, sometimes it helps.
seriously though, i just wiki'd coulter….she likes Dave Barry and the Dead???? WTF?????
I was at summer camp, a girl from the wrong side of the tracks. I'd made a bet with this other girl to see who would lose their virginity first. stop me if you've heard this before.
I haven't heard it before.
They made it into a movie, with Kristy McNicol, true story.
Lifetime?
Wait…does this involve a piccolo or a guy in a hockey mask? I'm so confused.
Neither but the girl from Sex and the City was there and playing the, Chachi, was MAtt Dillon.
See
http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/
for big laughs. Totally worth the full amount of time reading, esp if you hate ann coulter
ann coulter is indeed an opportunist…you can't take her seriously 'cause she's just trying to make some money y'all. she just says outrageous things to sell some badly written books, is all. she's like one of those annoying performance artists who try to get your attention by pooping on the american flag. if you wanna expend energy hating someone actually worth hating, turn your attention to michelle malkin, truly the most heinous, evil, out-of-her-mind cunt this side of trannie hitler.
trannie hitler! ding!ding!ding! i've found my halloween costume. thanks james!
I love that her site got hacked today, please hacker gods let it happen every day.
can I copy you deimos?
yes, we'll be trannie hitler lovers.
I'll see you and rais you a, Trannie Castro. He's dead, right?
Been dead for YEARS juju YEARS
no castro's not dead, he just loves track suits.
just remember that i own the rights to trannie hitler and her riding crop (which can turn into a ten foot dildo to punish [or reward] infidels.)
now i'm scared to go as trannie hitler, i have a fear of 10 foot dildos. true story.
Deimos he is TOO dead PEREZ says so GEEEZ LOOK IT UP!!!!
My loverly tranny Castro has a vibrating cigar and 100% human pubes mustachio.
oh i forget perez is a real reporter unlike cord.
That's ok. 10 foot dildos…WTF? Scary.
if you fear flag-pole size dildos, you have no business even saying the name "trannie hitler".
my alter ego trannie hitler in a rare good mood…
http://images.eonline.com/eol_.....100506.jpg
NO MORE PLASTIC DILDO'S.
The sad thing is, I used to think that she was just some random crackpot that became popular because she's got that dirty S&M secretary thing going on that old fat republican men love. Turns out there are a lot more people than I thought that share her opinions.
I seriously doubt he/she is for real
I really think he/she is a plant
who infiltrated the Neo-Cons and
is only there to make them look bad