America's most annoying black woman and America's most annoying white man are putting aside their racial and gender differences and focusing their irritating demeanors onto a singular reality project, today's most annoying form of entertainment.

Ex-model Tyra Banks and ex-model Ashton Kutcher are set to spew forth an unscripted project for ABC sometime soon, and, boy, does it sound fucking annoying.

The as-yet-untitled project will feature contestants competing in a beauty pageant. Naturally there's a twist, but the network has requested that the concept remain under wraps because the show hasn't started production.

Will this finally be the reality show that executes the losers' loved ones rather than letting them die of shame? Tune in!