Is that some kind of veiled gay joke?

Someone's wishing for a bromance with a certain actor. Will there be canoodling? Tune in tomorrow.

They were seen lunching at the Ivy yesterday, but they left 10 yards apart to avoid being photographed together.

That's so smart. I'd never think to consider someone standing near each other may be in a relationship. Fooled again.

When people stand near each other, it's basically conclusive proof that they're in love. It's been proven scientifically.

Maybe that's why didn't want that woman standing so close to him?

Sting, I meant Sting. I was a little dumbfounded. I just saw a Britney perfume commercial. The one with her and Kevin. When it was all still like Camelot.

I'm surprised you're still able to type. That shit will do a number on your brain. 'Chaotic' kills more brain cells that a 92-hour meth binge.

He still had his long greasy hair and she still had real hair.

I know people hate Crocs, but here in CO, they're considered appropriate footwear for just about any occasion. They even have some that are lined for warmth so that, on snowy days like today, you don't have to sacrifice comfort.

Plus, you're not really a gay man until you adorn your Crocs with those little charms that stick in. When you see his shoes decorated with stars and flowers, then you can roll your eyes knowingly. Until then, just look at his face and figure this guy's all about the comfort.

He's very yummy.

He's a fabulous actor. And I don't mean "fa-hab-ulous."

He's definitely hot in that offbeat, incredibly masculine sort of way. I'll give the Crocs a pass. I am waiting for them to make a Picasso movie with him in the lead. They have the same eyes.

how are there two maria's, isn't that now allowed?

I wouldn't even want a Picasso movie made! This is not fair.

Oh no, not again. There were two Rachels and now two Maria's? Isn't this how it all starts and then you go to the bathroom and there's a pod with a replica of you in the bathroom?

I'm alone, I mean other than my 5 month old son…but he doesn't know my password.

I sure hope I can tell the marias apart. One of the maria's I am partial to. She sings cute songs, she is super funny. (by the way, at 5 months old, those kids are SMART. With the electronics. )

And I think their MIGHT be two queencrones too. The other one says stupid stuff, and I think she could possibly be a drunk. I don't know. I'm just sayin.

People hate crocs? Good heavens.