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With the Iowa Caucus over, let us focus our attention on another, so much more important debate: Is Barron HiltonParis' younger, less notorious brother – handsome?

We say, "Kinda." Queerty says, "Not at all." What do you think? Keep in mind the stock from which he comes.

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Jan 4, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 28 Responses
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  • Comments (28)

    No. 1 deimos says:

    he's better looking than paris but that isn't saying much.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    No. 2 blah says:

    I would say he's attractive, but that is only because he looks less likely to have herpes than she does. Other than that, he's sort of fug.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    No. 3 Non Vocabulum says:

    Hell NOT.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    No. 4 Non Vocabulum says:

    Please, he's pasty and has retarded eyes. Looks like a gay British boy who sucks dick on the DL.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    No. 5 Smissy says:

    Nope. And how come with all that family money no one seems to go to college?

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    He looks like that kid from ET. The older brother. I always had an urge to punch him in the face. I get the same feeling looking at this guy. I'm sure he'll be impregnating someone like, Heidi, any day now.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    No. 7 Lisa#1 says:

    How old is he? If like 17, then he could maybe grow into being less gross. Men's faces change a lot when they put on their man weight. And he is tall, which is a plus.

    But as he stands right now - not. Also, he has probably been exposed to all of Paris' nasties by accidentally sharing a wet towel at the beach or drinking some of her Red Bull.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    No. 8 mae says:

    I'm pretty sure he's 19 or 20.

    Either way, I would not let him hit it even if I was sauced up.
    So no, he is not.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    No. 9 mae says:

    "Barron Nicholas Hilton, who turned 18 years-old in November, was escorted out of Villa Lounge last night looking very drunk. Barron was with his sister Paris Hilton, and Brandon Davis. The Villa Lounge has a Type 48 liquor license, which means minors under 21 years of age are NEVER permitted inside. Looks like Barron could be the next Hilton to get a DUI thanks to big sister’s influence. Paris may have learned her lesson, and now has a driver when she drinks, but apparently she didn’t learn the lesson about not breaking the law by contributing to the delinquency of a minor."

    They've already infected him.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    No. 10 jujubees says:

    If he's been anywhere near a Davis brother than there is not even a sliver of hope.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    No. 11 deimos says:

    it just hit me, why does cord think a man, let alone a hilton man, is kinda hot?

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    No. 12 cooter49 says:

    She probably helped with his first alcohol poisening too, thats hot.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    No. 13 parissucksliterally says:

    Let's all complain to the Liquor License Board. If these clubs start getting shut down, maybe the publicized 18 yr olds won't be let in.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    No. 14 DylanRose says:

    Paris is a definite hot! Her new guy? Definitely not my taste. Everyone should check out my new TV show coming out!!! Remember me, Dylan Rose.

    http://www.myspace.com/dylanlovejd

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    No. 15 cdd says:

    He totally looks like Tate Donovan.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    No. 16 JustMe says:

    He looks like their sister, but kinda stupid, maybe he's a freakin mouth breather, but he needs to shut his mouth when he walks around…not hot

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 11:44 pm
    No. 17 nada says:

    i saw barron and a group of similarly small-minded underage bastards at tenmasa in hollywood. he fell out of a window probably four times, and shuffled around with his ill-fitting diesels hanging off his ass.

    point?

    this kid is just like his sister.

    Posted: Jan 5, 2008 at 1:34 am
    No. 18 Alycia says:

    Fivehead and looks like their dad? NOT hot.

    Posted: Jan 5, 2008 at 3:50 am
    No. 19 stella sabotage says:

    He's decent.

    Posted: Jan 5, 2008 at 11:32 am
    No. 20 JP says:

    Fugly!!!

    Posted: Jan 5, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    No. 21 kait says:

    weak chin.

    Posted: Jan 5, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    No. 22 kellygrrrl says:

    NOT!!!!
    he looks even more retarded than Parasite.

    Posted: Jan 6, 2008 at 11:58 am
    No. 23 Victoria says:

    NOT HOT

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 9:44 am
    No. 24 Mr. T says:

    He looks like a pampered pretty boy who has not gotten his hands dirty once in a life. Bet he can't do jack shit himself. Probably sucks in bed too.

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    No. 25 Michael Payne says:

    He is HOT. No question about that. And look at how his sister's haters jump right on anything Hilton. Don't they have any other life. They are all just a big joke. Most 18 year old guys suck in bed but learn with experience. Most hater 'ho's don't ever get any and so never have a chance to improve. I think these responders will eventually become dried up old prune school teachers. A Hilton _ _ _ _ has more class than any hater.

    Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 10:41 am
    No. 26 jay says:

    i would lick him out any day, from top to bottom and sniff his nice little boxer shorts

    Posted: Jun 19, 2008 at 6:36 am
    No. 27 lucas says:

    does it matter whay people look like!

    Posted: Oct 7, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    No. 28 lucas says:

    does it matter what people look like? oh my gosh flip over about it

    Posted: Oct 7, 2008 at 3:59 pm
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