Death Is Not An Option
Denise Richards dragged her more likable by default sister out to celebrate Tao's three year anniversary party in Las Vegas over the weekend. Giving her a run for her money in the insufferable competition were Ellen Pompeo, Holly Montag and Perez Hilton. If we were to be stuck on a stranded island with any of them, we can't decide who would be the least maddening. Feel free to choose for yourself.
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I see 18 year olds who want to be 40, 40 year olds who want to be 18, and Amanda Bynes.
They leave me with little choice. Team Bynes.
I'll take one for the team and bring Perez to my deserted island. You can all thank me later for ridding the civilized world of him.
I was leaning toward Bynes, but I can't forgive her for mugging it up with Perez. Speaking of which, I miss Denise15. She must still be grounded since we haven't seen her around here in ages. Poor thing.
Chelsea. We would erect a statue in your honor, and, of course, a noble prize would be issued to you for your selfless act.
God, I hate that Perez. Everyone sucks up to him like he's improtant. He's just a bitchy little queen (I'm gay, so save the feedback) that just makes up lies and talks shit about 15 year olds. What's the appeal?
I'm going to be pragmatic on this one. I'll take Denise, look at those portions. If we were stuck on a deserted island you are going to want to take someone who doesn't want their fair share of coconuts.
True, but she may snort up all the cocainuts.
I just read the post again "stuck on a stranded island". Giggle.
Maybe that is preferable to being "stranded on a stuck island?"
So true, I could deal with stuck on a stranded island but I couln't handle being stranded on a stuck island.
i'd take denise because her crazy would keep me entertained for ages. she would build a wooden charlie sheen and yell at it all the time. it would be grand.
I'd like to be stuck on an island with all of the above, hunting them for sport.
What's wrong with Ellen Pompeo? If it was for company's sake I'd choose her. If I was being strategic, I'd take Heidi. We could escape on her built-in floatation devices!
FUCK it's HOLLY Montag? She hasn't had enough surgery for me to float away on. CURSE MY CHOICE.
there's more than one montag? who allowed this to happen?
I think I'd have to take Perez. I would need plenty of gossip without access to mollygood.
Stoney, he'd just brag all day about his "exclusive" reporting that Castro was dead.
cAsTRo'S dEaD!? ZoMG!!! i hAve 2go pOSt tHiS oN pEReZs-eMos.COm! tHeN i HaVE2 cAll kyMberli!
Chelsea - my hero. Once you've strangled the preening, pretentious little sod, you could use his chubby little body as a float raft.