What Did Chelsea Ever Do To You?
Rumor has it Ellen Pompeo and Cameron Diaz are fighting over a $5.5 million Chelsea apartment. Really? Nobody else was available to get in on the bidding war? We hope there's not an all-out brawl for the apartment; not that it wouldn't be entertaining, but Cam could snap all of Ellen's bones in three seconds. And then who would annoyingly lust after McDreamy every Thursday night?
We have an easy solution as to who should get the apartment, which has four bedrooms, four baths and six private terraces: Give it to us. And then the two of you can move to another city.
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DIAZ! She can move into my house anyday!
Good idea Whitney… Just be sure to save one bedroom for when the hags come to visit!
Looks like we have a match for the Thunderdome. The 2008 season at the Thunderdome is shaping up nicely.
It will be like those old, "Battle Of The Network Stars". I love those shows. Nothing like a kayak battle between Todd Bridges and Adrian Zmed. The loser gets thrown into the river of piranha. And then Whitney still gets the apartment.
Yes, yes!! A pugil stick match above a pool of pirahnas.
Aw…Ellen and Camren. Pretty people with problems. Bite me.
May the best stick figure win.