Tonight is the premiere of Bravo's new series, Tabloid Wars, about life working for the New York Daily News, and this clip gives us a taste of what we're in for. It looks a lot like my glamorous life, really, only I never flirt with the idea of fruit-tini's. Also, I don't demand drinks from women who aren't actually working for the bar. Also, I barely leave my apartment. I am known to wear pink Polo shirts, however, so it's a pretty spot on facsimile.