Doesn't Denise Richard's bird nest-do look like it could perhaps be refuge and wreckage in the wake of Gwen Stefani's blonde wave? They should've just walked around like this all night at last night's Billboard Awards.
In general everyone else looked good: McPhee McRocked her McLegs, Carrie Underwood continued to be super cute and popular despite my never actually having heard her sing, Rihanna maybe wore her dress backwards, Kathy Griffin showed no signs of fatigue after her recent near death experience, Dave Navarro was adequately douchey looking. Yawn. Mary J. Blige was the big winner of the night, taking 9 awards. That's about all I know because I couldnt bring myself to actually watch. Did I miss anything awesome?
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Katherine McPhee looks like a wax figure.
OK I am done with Gwen's hair… It is over I didn't like it with the blunt bangs and I don't like the swirlie gig on the front… I also did not like the Mega Mo hawk she used to sport…. Ithink she is under pressure to keep it fresh because she has been held in such high esteem for so long fashion wise… but I think a softer look would be a good way for her to re-invent. She has been so harsh for so long… OK I totally need to get back to work… To the left to the left
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I agree verbatum with the above poster. There must have been WORST HAIR category. These two were vying to win. Denise's do looks like a RAT's nest!
Rihanna looks like she's trying to be a black Lindsay Lohan.
Did Gwen negotiate a deal to do subliminal advertising for Cinnabon? Yikes!
And when I wake up in the morning, forget to brush my hair, and then put it all up in a clippy thing so I can scour the toilet, I look remarkably like Denise Richards. Who knew I was so stylish?
HAHA swirlie gig
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