PETA's new genius idea to use breast milk in Ben & Jerry's ice cream was met with a challenge by Cord: Come up with new B&J's flavors to go along with the latest ingredient. And you delivered. After the jump, the best of the best.
5. Aerosmilk, by sar
4. Mother's Milk Chocolate, by oilybohunk7
3. Pumped Kin Pie, by sar dines
2. Chesty Garcia, by tillzen
1. Nippleolitan, by Keeblerkahn (and oilybohunk7)
Scroll Posts
LA Losing the One Thing It Has Going for It « Next — Prev » Reality Bytes
Editor
Oh, you forgot Palin's favorite, "Guns n' Poses"
I hate it when Cord uses my image without my permission. Mommy got milk!!
Off to eat more Take the Teat!!
Seriously if you love cake and ice cream look for Take the Cake. It rocks!
I do love cake and ice cream. I'll take your recommendation!
Wow, I changed my name back and made the list twice! I am suckling at the teat of public approval.
Congrats to the winners!
Wow, sar, I should have realized both of those were you! Good work!
What about the obvious Titty Frutti?
Minty Mountain Mammaries.
How about Blueberry Hills?
Or, Boobberry Hills?
Breast Milkyway was what I came up with yesterday..click on my name for the accompanying picture. ;)
sweet! a graphic and everything!!
i like the new submissions… i think everyone is surprised it ended up being a contest. :) i have a feeling some of these are going to need post-award awards.
Oh lame! I came up with some last week before anyone else thought of breast cream- Mammary mint and areola cherry.
I think all of these winners: sar, oilybohunk7,
tillzen, Keeblerkahn,
have all showed us the way.
These fine commenters are like Nobel winners, Emmy winners, or Academy winners.
There is a BAR that has been SET. There is a mantle that has to be lived up to. I sense the limbo bar that cannot be knocked down.
Now belatedly I think a Strawberries and Mother's Cream is an icecream that I could gorge on.
I am hearing the Beatles singing Strawberry Fields Forever in the background as I am picturing myself guiltily purchasing 3 pints of this Strwberries and Mother's Cream.
I see myself telling my favorite 7-11 clerk that it's not for me, it's these kids at home CRAVE this stuff.
And they also want all this beer too. So don't judge me 7-11 clerk. Can I get two packs of smokes too?
"Posh Sp-Ice"…..served up in a sili-cone.
100 percent un-natural.
Let me try again cos i know Cord is so hard to please.
"Posh Sp-Ice"…has the sweet taste of slimming pills…served up in a sili-cone….guaranteed 100 percent un-natural & fat free.
Now, Cord-a-licious, I double dog dare you to send the list to PETA & Ben and Jerry's… (snicker, giggle, giggle, giggle) DO IT! DO IT!