Questions that can be answered by this picture:

1. How many hookers were you recently seen screaming at to "do a fucking line"?

2. How many livers did your father drink himself through to give you the issues you have today?

3. How many IQ points can someone expect to lose just talking to you?

4. How many minutes did it take you to stop caring when you found out Lindsay Lohan had been in a car accident?

5. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

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