Beyonce may have been all smiles with her Dreamgirls costars at the New York premiere last night, but she's not about to let this Jennifer Hudson woman have all the press (despite any public denials of jealousy). So it looks like B isn't going to be the singer getting all the praise for the film, but that doesn't mean she won't steal the attention somehow. Page Six is reporting that Beyonce is planning to wed her boyfriend, Jay-Z, this weekend. Eh, I believe this zero, but here you go:

Knowles, Jay and some Def Jam executives were at STK on West 12th Street on Saturday talking about the four-day "party" - but insiders say it will be more than a birthday celebration. "Beyoncé is throwing Jay a four-day birthday party, but it's really a wedding," said one source. Guests, including family and close friends, were told to have passport applications filed by last Friday so they can attend the bash on a yacht in St. Barts. But insiders said the guests will also be ferried over to Anguilla for the wedding at Cap Juluca, a five-star resort with Moorish villas. Another spy said Knowles and Jay-Z had toured the site earlier this year and approved it for their nuptials.

Wow, so now Beyonce is taking away the man's birthday celebration and making it their anniversary so he never has any parties just for him ever again? I kid, I kid Beyonce. I'm sure she's not nearly the catty selfish bitch that the media makes her into. I mean, as long as you don't step on her toes, I'm sure she's sweet as pie! (And, she terrifies me.)

P.S. Throw us a bone, Adriana Lima. Please cover more of your body with fabric? Harlot.

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