The tool you see at left is named Jessie Godderz, one of the current houseguests on the reality competition Big Brother. CBS describes the 22-year-old body builder as "the all-American boy next door who graduated from high school in Iowa." Sure, except he's a massive tool who's caught the attention of The Soup because he is more in love with himself than should be allowed (you can watch that here). But the really endearing thing about Jessie is that the overachiever has already appeared on not one but two MTV dating shows, Exposed and Next. Good to know CBS is now in the business of picking up MTV's leftovers.
Click through for video of his appearances on both shows and prepare to fall in love with the obnoxious d-bag that is Jessie Godderz. (Spoiler alert: He takes his shirt off and flexes his muscles in both clips.)
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I know I shouldn't be, but every time Jesse comes on screen, I am repeatedly shocked by how tiny his little doll head is in comparison to the rest of his body. It gives the descriptor "pinhead" so many levels of meaning.
Really? I was just about to ask him "Why the long face, Jessie?" Maybe he was posed that question one too many times during his formative years, which prompted the move to bodybuilding. Also, is he not aware that boys typically spell Jesse like that? The inclusion of an "i" is so girly. In fact, when I don't like a dude named Tony, I always spell it Toni on purpose.
I think he is too big and needs to cut back so his head does not look so tiny. Did anybody ever think he was NOT gay?
I just assumed he was an now rumors are out that he is but he is keeping it quiet. Strange
The shape of his head really creeps me out.
I hereby dub Jessie's condition as "Shelly Duvall Head"
his head is tiny, but i would ride him hard all night long! lol
Eww, sparkleboo. Just eww.
His head looks like a crescent moon.
He looks like Seabiscuit on roids.
Why was the girl's friend trying to talk like a black man in the video?