Aidan's Still a Chump

Chris Noth, who will forever be remembered as Mr Big by menopausal basket cases who try to smell him in Starbucks, has officially signed on to reprise his role in the Sex and the City movie. Noth's re-up comes after weeks of deliberation on the part of the movie's executive producer, whose bitchy, emotionally unstable friends tried intensely to convince her that Noth wasn't right for the part.
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Hoooray!!! It wouldn't be worth making the movie if he wasn't in it.
No kidding. He's like the 5th lady, sort of. It would be like doing Gilligans Island without the skipper. Not that I ever wanted to sleep with him but Mr. Big, sure.
This gives me a tiny inkling of hope for a Sopranos movie…. maybe… sometime… I can dream can't I?
Not suprised. Will he save Carrie from being seriously single? (insert pun here).
I'll go see it, alone. Just please if they love me, no nude scenes with Samantha. I don't know if Barbra Walters lens can help her. I'd rather see Mario Cantone naked.
i actaully cant wait
Mr. Big is my lovah. Give me him over the Russian any day.
The movie is a tragic idea. Nobody wants to see the SATC girls doing whatever it is desperate 40- and 50-something women do in the City. Whether they're wrinkled or Botoxed, it's not gonna be pretty. Esp. since they've all starved themselves to the point that they just have flaps of skin hanging off their frames.
Chris Noth is not aging well either. He just looks like a Viagra poster boy.
Please–just leave us the memories.