How? Thats easy. $$$

i'll tell you how:

a sense of humor and an eight ball.

(the man does a LOT of cocaine… i know this because i know a person who has done a LOT of cocaine with him.)

you know lindsay lohan would be all up on his shit if he'd have her.

nice tan

you know he's very openly into prostitutes, right? maybe this gentlewoman is just one of them fancy ones…or just a goldigger (same difference i guess). either way, he's still gross.

I love Bill!! Brains, intelligence, humor=SEXY!!!!

Yes that Bill is a bastion of sexiness, tolerance, creativity, patience, and brains!
Oh and how does he do it??? Three little words:
BY THE HOUR

Bill WOULD be sexy if he wasn't such a misogynistic asshole. Anyone see when he had Maria Bartiromo on the show not too long ago? I was so mortified at how shitty he was to her, god forbid he be civil to a pretty woman who also has a brain and went on his show to have a conversation but he just treated her like shit. He totally suffers from short-man's complex. Instead of growing up and realizing he did have brains, intelligence, and humor and looking for the same, he thinks it's a better life choice to date vapid models.

Not saying all models are vapid. But any guy who ONLY dates models is most definitely vapid.

I get so angry over Bill because he is someone I would so totally admire — I agree with him so often, he is so fucking funny, and kicks ass in so many ways — but I just can't get over how much he really hates women.

i totally admire and respect him because to get hot piece of*** like that!! not easy for us mortals. She looks hot, i agree with you mary she has a nice tan! beautiful profile too. if he was not famous, he would not get her!!!!

oh he finally gave up dating black girls. i wonder why he can't date a woman with brain. so shallow.

Men that's some serious shit. have you seen her ass? He is pimpin' she is gorgeous. how young do you think she is?

amelia-

the syntax of your sentence implies that black girls are not women "with brain." it also implies that dating black girls is something one must give up. i assume said implications were unintentional.

"best",

STM

@ stopthemadness. those were two separate sentences. i am just noticing that he has been with this white gal for some time. everyone knows that he usually only dates black girls. more power to him. I was making the assumption that he was dating an other bimbo. but who really knows? maybe she's a harvard graduate.

fair enough. :)

and what the hell is with these spammers? christ on a crouton.

That Bill Maher is a real prick. I hear he likes the fatties who are thin now. Go to http://www.weightwatchers.com to learn more.

Maybe I can start picking up residual income this way…

It's not that Bill Maher is a puffy, pasty-faced creep (although he is). It's not so much that Bill Maher is a smug, smirking, self-important egomaniac (for sure!) It's not really that he is an amoral pseudo-liberal with pretensions to intellect, or a womanizing whoremonger.
Bill Maher just plain ISN'T FUNNY.

Who said money can't buy you love

The most important question is, is she Catholic

Bill is like exotic women. I guess he went through his share of the same old thing as a teen.

At least he has the money to afford the young women. Hell no, the Pretty young chicks do not love him, and he doesn't love them either. Bill is always bearing gifts, (payment for having sex with a old man with age spots, and sagging skin).

Sad state of human emotion. He rates his popularity by who is riding his willie, not who relates to him as a total man. He prefer lust over love. Love is boring to him. He fixates on his addiction of having sex with 'strange women'.
When he thinks of it, he loses his train of thought during his show, Real Time.

My dad said, 'a man is not mentally mature until he is 30 years old'. Since Bill is emotionally stunted by a dysfunctional family, and living in Hollywood, it will take Bill a little longer to mature.

His average length of a relationship is less than a year. You cannot really develop a emotional bond in that time.

I like him and feel sorry for him at the same time.

Bill, next time you are having sex with a strange woman, picture a strange man doing the same to your mother or sister. Maybe then you will show your sexual partner with the same respect.

Give up that Madonna / Whore concept.