Bill O'Reilly Starts Making Sense
"Please!"

It pains me to inform you, readers, that bad person/self-appointed Harlem zookeeper Bill O'Reilly and I agree on something.

Victoria Beckham: I mean, please. Please. Who cares about Vict—look at this woman! She's anorexic. She's got…uh…I'm not even gonna say what. Why? Why? Why?

His only misstep is protesting with, "She's not even American." "She loves America," Barbara responds. "I'd deport her," says Bill.

Dec 6, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 11 Responses
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    Comments (11)

    No. 1 deimos says:

    what's with you today cord? joan rivers, ozzy wannabe and now o'riley? are you feeling ok? do you need me to make you some chicken soup?

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    No. 2 janice says:

    I'm guessing they interpret the word "fascinating" rather loosely. Justin Timberlake??

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    No. 3 christine says:

    did anyone else notice she said "happy holidays" and then he replies with "happy hanukkah"? about 2 years ago he made some rant about the US only saying 'happy holidays' because there are other races and religions that dont celebrate christmas, then he got all pissed off and said it was ridiculous.

    does anyone else think it was rude that he replied with "happy hanukkah"? if walters jewish?

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    No. 4 christine says:

    did anyone else notice she said "happy holidays" and then he replies with "happy hanukkah"? about 2 years ago he made some rant about the US only saying 'happy holidays' because there are other races and religions that dont celebrate christmas, then he got all pissed off and said it was ridiculous.

    does anyone else think it was rude that he replied with "happy hanukkah"? is walters even jewish?

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    No. 5 queencrone says:

    I think I need some nice chicken soup, deimos,
    that will hit the spot.

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 3:23 pm
    No. 6 lovelee says:

    oh Im back from my little world. Gotta agree with Bill, I can't stand Posh. Oh and I can I have some chicken soup too. I don't cook in my own little world

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    No. 7 maria says:

    I'd like to agree with O'Reilly, but I won't give him credit for this one. Most people dislike this old crow and he's just on par with the rest of us.

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    No. 8 deimos says:

    there shall be chicken soup for all.

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    No. 9 iSore says:

    The happy holidays thing irritates me too, I'm sorry I missed the rant.

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    No. 10 jill says:

    The happy holidays thing doesn't bother me as much as the big "Holiday Tree" we just lit up in Boston. Holiday Tree, are you kidding me??? I'm not about to go call a menorah a "holiday candle holder" so why take away my Christmas tree?

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    No. 11 Fuck Shit says:

    Bill O’Reilly is a fag. Not even American? Who the fuck cares? Posh is a fucking babe. Bill O’Reilly is a sad pathetic old man.

    Posted: Dec 7, 2007 at 5:29 am
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