Pam Anderson

Zac Efron or Jake Gyllenhaal??

The second one could be just about anyone.

1. Pameal Anderson
2. Zac Efron

I think Efron's a great guess for the second one. But do they really think they're fooling anyone over the age of 16?

My 10 year old isn't even fooled by Zac Efron.

Absolutely Pammy and Zac.

Kitchy… my 8 year old (who thinks Zac Efron's dreamy) is picking up on the fact that he doesn't look too happy when he's holding hands w/ that Vanessa chick. "Mom, is Zac kinda like Uncle Tre? I don't think he likes girls very much."

We haven't had to go into detail yet. She just thinks it's like 2nd grade… Boys think girls are yucky.

My 7 year old still thinks he's dreamy, and hasn't caught on yet. She is also in love with Drake Bell, who, while not exhibiting obvious gayface, I still have my doubts about.

Oh I know a lot of teens/preteens have caught on. I just mean that he has a huge fan base in the teenage girls, but very few people over the age of 16 think he's remotely heterosexual.

Drake adopting Zac's awful hairstyle eliminated any doubts for me.

Oh no! What if Drake and Josh are involved in a love triangle with Zac?

I really need to start watching a lot less Disney/Nickelodeon.

Personally, I'll take that Corbin Bleu kid. He's a hot little piece of yumminess. (And I checked… he turned 18 in February.)

I'm still confused about the title of this post: Bind Iteming? becuase did Cord leave out the "L" on purpose? Is this some sort of chemistry joke? I hated Chemistry so…

He is fine, Sugar. Very pretty eyes. Do you know who the kid is on Phil of the Future? That boy reminds me of a cross between a young Matt Dillon and Ralph Macchio.

yea I spelled "because" wrong and it should have been capitalized, bla bla grammar bla.

You are dead on there ET… The Outsider years! Phil is a hybred of Dally and Johnny!

The red Wiggle is kinda cute too.

We forgive you, maria. Don't sweat it, just don't make it a habit or we'll have to shove bamboo shoots up your fingernails.

He fixed it and still love love for Maria. Good catch there. I'll acknowledge you even if Cord won't.

love love = no love

Cord loves no one. Cold-hearted SNAKE.

I don't need his acknowledgement. I just need this job and Mollygood is putting it in jeopardy…I can't quit you!

Look into his eyes - Bunnie's been telling lies.

He's a loverboy at play. He don't play by rules. Girl, don't play the fool now.

And you're the one givin' up the love, anytime he needs it. But you turn your back and then he's off and runnin' with the crowd.

All the world's a candy store, he's been trick-or-treatin'.

I have no idea if that's the next line or not, but since it's Halloween time, I thought I'd bust it out.

You're ahead a verse, but given the season, we'll let it slide and skip to your part.

When it comes to true love, girl, with him there's no one home!

Ok, but damn, what was the next line? I am losing my Paula prowess, obviously. Did someone put something in my Diet Coke?

After "off and runnin' with the crowd" comes:

You're the one to sacrificea anything to please him. Do you really think he thinks about you when he's out?

Shit. I knew that. I humbly sit at your 80s lyrics throne, Kitchy.

I hope Josh isn't gay. I think he is turning out to be hotter than Drake. I just don't understand my daughter's infatuation with Drake, or Jesse McCartney.Even her dad thinks Drake is a troll.Zac is so gay.He is too pretty to be straight. The rumor going around my daughters school is thet Zac turned Vanessa in and she went to jail for those pics. LMAO!Corbin is extremly hot. I feel like a perv talking about these kids. I could be thier mammas!

Josh is hotter than Drake, since he lost all the cherubic chubbiness. Embrace your inner perv, pp, no one will judge you. :)

Cord, 'Do two transparent…' not 'Does', and no, they don't.

Dammit, I was hoping there was a good joke behind "Bind Iteming."

Typos aren't funny.

Me thinks Princess Cordelia may be into some S & M & that was a freudian slip!

Sometimes April's typos are funny. But Cord is only funny when he's really pissed off.

ET is right…zafron suffers from major gayface. that boy's a total bottom. and what studio would be so desperate to cover up for a star in this day and age??…obviously a studio with a franchise dependent on the good will of little girls. disney's high school musical is entirely based on girls thinking zafron is someone they're gonna meet and marry someday(and some of the boys too)so i'm sure they're using their evil powers to squash all rumors, just like the outrage over vanessa hudgens' nude photos have suddenly been squashed. just sayin…don't mess with the mouse!

Lol, Josh is hot. Definitely cuter than Drake.

It's got to be Zac Efron. He looks like a femmy wax doll. God, even as a tween my gaydar would have been going off when it comes to him. Why the kiddies find him hot is beyond me.

Not me, I would have totally dated him. I'm thinking of writing a book about it. My Life As A Teenaged Beard, and how BJ's, Gayface class saved my life. I'm sure it will be turned into a LMN movie.

i totally need to produce that movie. we can get zafron to play gayface and vanessa hudgens the beard (life imitaing art and all). and you can play the lead girl's mom (your mom).. i'm sure zafron will be doing lifetime movies very, very soon anyway.

zafron is a total twink…he's cute but i gotta say there's nothing sexual about him. perfect for lifetime.

No way, Vanessa could never be me. I think we need Lohan on the job.

Here's a blind item:

Which soon-to-be plus-sized Latina "entertainer" is with child? Though her husband initially denied the successful spermination, both have been recently dropping hints that she is, indeed, eating for at least five. Sources say, though, that the real hint came when people noticed she was getting fat.

Chita Rivera!

So close! I'm going with Maria Conchita Alonso. Why the hell is she still dressing up in tight clothes?

Charo!

nah…lale said Latina "entertainer". it must be nicole kidman.