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The gravy train carrying litigious salon-goer (like, even more than chicks, I bet) Larry Birkhead came to an abrupt halt recently, when OK! magazine severed ties with the famous father amid rumors of Birkhead's underhanded custody dealings with supposed foe Howard K Stern.

"My biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all," editor Sarah Ivens said in a statement yesterday. It is strongly rumored that "Blonde Ambition," written by Rita Cosby, will indicate the two men, who both claimed to father the baby, struck a backroom deal.

"The newly obtained allegations are detailed, shocking and potentially incriminating," the magazine's publicist said.

Sorry, Ivens, but if you're just now learning that Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern (and Anna Nicole Smith, for that matter) "tricked us all," you deserved to get duped.

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Aug 30, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 10 Responses
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    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    "Sorry, Ivens, but if you’re just now learning that Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern (and Anna Nicole Smith, for that matter) “tricked us all,” you deserved to get duped."

    No shit.

    Posted: Aug 30, 2007 at 11:18 am
    No. 2 April says:

    he looks like a bleach blond michael keaton as beetlejuice in that picture

    Posted: Aug 30, 2007 at 11:20 am
    No. 3 Mr. T says:

    The only thing they didn't do was pee on Anna's corpse as it lay on the ground.

    Posted: Aug 30, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    No. 4 Kitchy says:

    That we know of.

    Posted: Aug 30, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    No. 5 LisaNo.1 says:

    Men with small noses freak me out.

    Posted: Aug 30, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    No. 6 Kitchy says:

    His hair freaks me out more.

    Posted: Aug 30, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    No. 7 evil twin says:

    He should be good looking, but he doesn't quite make it. I bet his sister is hot.

    Posted: Aug 30, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    No. 8 similarguy says:

    howard is scared because Rita's new book is gonna shut him down, GO RITA! YOU FREAKIN RULE DUDETTE!!!

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    No. 9 ullataluv says:

    well, everyone knows that the book is gonna have shocking news in it so why not get it

    Posted: Sep 1, 2007 at 3:59 pm
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