In one corner we've got Lazy Eye Hall of Famer, Paris Hilton, who has been keeping one eye on the camera and one eye on her next man meal for as long as I can remember. In the other we've got my 12 week old puppy, tentatively Oliver Platt Walrus, Esquire, who doesn't quite understand why I've spent so much time laughing at him. Man, look at his nose–he's totally gotten into my stash.*
So, folks, whose wandering eye makes you hotter? Vote away.
I'm off, but when your friends ask you how your week at work was just tell them that you did an exhaustive research project on the history of Katie Holmes' ass, shorn nature of Nicky's chosen male models, extreme depth of Joe Simpson's creepiness, how much it actually might have hurt K-Fed to get bodyslammed (hopefully a lot), and what would be the best way to express rage towards OJ Simpson.
I'll be here kicking ass and taking names all weekend, because that's (vaguely) how I roll. Come and hang out with me.
Kisses and Lohan's Leftover Tanqueray,
Molly
*That's a joke. Calm down, PETA.
Editor
The dog has had better days Molly. Paris looks way cuter. I like her wandering eyes!
omgsh your puppy is so cute!! i love your blog it makes me laugh so hard! you are awesome. and so is oliver
So……which one's the dog again??
(Sorry to insult your pup in such a way, Molly, but it had to be said.)
Hands down it's the pup and not the bitch.
I have to agree with Marley! Puppy is so adorable.
The puppy all the way…I'll bet Oliver Platt Walrus (helluva a name btw) sings better than Paris too. Pugs snort alot like olde english bulldogs right?? Infinity more pleasant sounding than Paris singing.
I love your blog too….really enjoyed the dead eye contest, even got my teenage son to look and laugh when I was voting.
I'm so glad you find it necessary to give your dog a title…all the dog's I've ever owned have received a title. Not sure why I started this when I was little, but I've had a "princess narnia", a "sir lambert of cork", "lady marshmellow" and, my current dog, "Professor Wigglebutt" or P.Wiggs. Keep the Esquire for sure!
GIVE ME YOUR PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
Molly
Oliver is too cute. I also have a 2 yr old black pug named Fletcher. Now I know what to be for Halloween…MOlly and Oliver.
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