Blech!

Blah blah blah too….and yet I enjoyed it.

deeee——nied!

notice how she her new drug deal/assistant is?

I have been in that place where you are kind of pissed off and your trying to reverse, and all of a sudden, there go your windshield wipers!!! Bitches, are you trying to just make me look MORE stupid and get me MORE frazzled? Cause that's what you just did. How the hell do you expect me to make a huffy exit with the damn wind shield wipers swiping for no reason? That just makes me look stupid.

And I'm thinking, why do all my great reverse exist with squealing tires ala Dukes of Hazzards
only happen when no one is around to enjoy them?

It's one of the mysteries.

qc, that is awesome. i'm right there with the dukes of hazzard tire squeeling when i'm trying to reverse/leave in a huff.

I like it when you just put it in neutral and nothing happens. But windshields are more humiliating.

One time me and my husband went to a concert and it was outside and had been raining all day and we took garbage bags to sit on (we are rednecks like that) anyway we had to park and walk like a mile to get there, we got into a huge fight on the way and I finally stopped and threw the garbage bags down in a huff. Have you ever seen a garbage bag thrown to the ground in anger? Well, they float! They dont crash down and break, they f-ing float! He still jokes about it..asshole.

Since 24/7 exposure to photos and video footage of Ms. B.S. are inevitable until she's long dead and gone, can we please start a Proactiv/makeup/spackle/paper sack fund?

Hey cupcake, do you have sprinkles? I will love you more if you do. Or if you have a creamy center. No, scratch the last one.

You forgot some kind of patch to help with that frap addiction of hers. She really needs to put those down. And she also needs to stop buying animals.

Im too tired to do any bashing this morning so im gonna go to sleep and come back in the afternoon OH and Britney grow the hell up im sick and tired of seeing your blotchy, pimply, ugly, duck looking face. Stay home OD on fraps, Never release another album and finally build an effin hotel, gas station,starbucks combo so WE won't be burdened by your seeing you face any more.

This clip actually makes me feel a little sorry for her. (I feel sort of like the Grinch where he sees his heart beating just a tiny bit.) Is it hysterical that she got denied from the Four Seasons? Absolutely. And the look on her face was even better. But I can't imagine having those photographers in my face everytime I left the house. She can't drive away quickly or she'd run them all over (again).

Besides Spears' slack-jawed yokel facial expression, about the most ridiculous aspect of all this is the fact that she's apparently unaware that the paps are parasites, not her friends. If she'd stop informing them of her every move she might have a little more privacy, but it appears that's the last thing she wants.

Doesn't she have a HOME? It freaking blows my mind that these people spend every night in a hotel when they own property a couple of miles away.